What if Trump strikes a "deal:" Offers to resign in exchange for immunity?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Il Douche won't be resigning unless he can come up with an excuse

that protects his infinitely needy black hole of an ego. He won't resign under pressure from the GOP like Nixon did; he'll just dig in his heels. He always does the opposite of what someone tried to get him to do because YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! The only scenario I can imagine is one in which he declares that the presidency is too small and confining for him and his awesomeness so he'll quit and join forces with Bannon and Breitbart to form a media empire to counter all the FAKE NEWS about him and destroy everybody who was ever mean to him.