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Major Nikon

(36,814 posts)
36. Bullets don't kill either, sucking chest wounds do
Fri Aug 25, 2017, 10:37 AM
Aug 2017

If people didn't have guns, they would just use lawn darts and pinking shears.

Arguments stupid people use [View all] Goodheart Aug 2017 OP
Check, check, and check. Iggo Aug 2017 #1
Why should I pay for your health insurance? Freddie Aug 2017 #2
This! smirkymonkey Aug 2017 #16
Also why do they assume they are paying treestar Aug 2017 #29
Middle class get most of the tax cuts? Do you have a reputable source for that statement? stopbush Aug 2017 #38
I didn't say cuts treestar Aug 2017 #70
"You shouldn't have children if you can't afford them" Freddie Aug 2017 #41
Exactly. treestar Aug 2017 #71
Middle class pays taxes IronLionZion Aug 2017 #47
Try to define middle class, and you'll find out most people aren't. haele Aug 2017 #57
Right wingers don't look at it that way though treestar Aug 2017 #72
oh, i'm sorry, did i *cough*ebola*cough* on you? unblock Aug 2017 #31
My response is "I have a highly contagious deadly disease. What's it worth to you rurallib Aug 2017 #40
Post removed Post removed Aug 2017 #3
My favorites: Oneironaut Aug 2017 #4
"Its just a theory" hack89 Aug 2017 #5
Arggghhh... Also, "Not all scientists agree that global warming is real!" because 1 scientist out of Oneironaut Aug 2017 #8
+1 Proud Liberal Dem Aug 2017 #53
The church once disagreed with Galileo marylandblue Aug 2017 #56
Good point Proud Liberal Dem Aug 2017 #60
Evolution is just a theory, therefore God exists. Goodheart Aug 2017 #9
Or Creationism deserves "equal time" with Evolution Proud Liberal Dem Aug 2017 #54
Also, the idea that creationism should be taught in science classes in school. Oneironaut Aug 2017 #62
Yup Proud Liberal Dem Aug 2017 #64
I always ask, "Which creation story"? PassingFair Aug 2017 #65
Crucial, "therefore the EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN GOD EXISTS" All other gods are somehow anneboleyn Aug 2017 #68
Atheists have no moral foundation, therefore God exists. Goodheart Aug 2017 #7
Also - "Why don't you just go and start killing everybody? Morals only come through God!" Oneironaut Aug 2017 #10
Meanwhile their moral foundation gives instructions on how to properly sell your kids Major Nikon Aug 2017 #22
i love the "morality flows only from god" argument. unblock Aug 2017 #34
A conscience is that little voice inside you that says... Wounded Bear Aug 2017 #35
Anything that ends with "therefore god exists" you can be assured is sack of hammers stupid Major Nikon Aug 2017 #20
Good thread. HughBeaumont Aug 2017 #6
"National Socialism has SOCIALISM in it! Socialists are Nazis!" Oneironaut Aug 2017 #11
Like the meme says, they're going to be REALLY confused when it comes to Buffalo Wings. HughBeaumont Aug 2017 #12
It's one thing to have policy disagreements with bright people Goodheart Aug 2017 #13
The only reason we don't see wings on buffalo IronLionZion Aug 2017 #14
It's funny, but they kind of taste like chicken. smirkymonkey Aug 2017 #17
That's how they convinced people to eat strange foods IronLionZion Aug 2017 #32
An excellent essay to follow on to the "Hitler was a lefty" discussion ET Awful Aug 2017 #21
The enemy has trained dogs to sniff out menstrual blood IronLionZion Aug 2017 #15
Guns dont kill people; people kill people. Major Nikon Aug 2017 #18
But they find it much harder to do without the 🔫 Le Gaucher Aug 2017 #23
The same brilliant argument can be applied to nuclear weapons Major Nikon Aug 2017 #24
Guns have killed more people than nuclear weapons have. Le Gaucher Aug 2017 #25
Guns dont kill people;... Major Nikon Aug 2017 #27
Bullets kill people IronLionZion Aug 2017 #33
Bullets don't kill either, sucking chest wounds do Major Nikon Aug 2017 #36
Second ammendment should be shat/ pissed upon. Le Gaucher Aug 2017 #26
Why are you so afraid of guns? Major Nikon Aug 2017 #37
An armed society is a polite society IronLionZion Aug 2017 #44
Suitcase nukes for everyone! Major Nikon Aug 2017 #46
Guns don't kill people, but they sure help Freddie Aug 2017 #42
This one? lpbk2713 Aug 2017 #19
The Republicans freed the slaves and treestar Aug 2017 #28
Yup, exactly what I was going to say... mreilly Aug 2017 #51
You know what's funny about that last one? HughBeaumont Aug 2017 #61
How about Podkayne K Aug 2017 #30
"My kids are grown. Why should I have to pay for public schools?" mcar Aug 2017 #39
I don't use the library, so the government should pay for my books Major Nikon Aug 2017 #45
My public school teacher gave me the answer to that marylandblue Aug 2017 #73
"You libtards have time to comment because you don't work" Freddie Aug 2017 #43
This message was self-deleted by its author marylandblue Aug 2017 #58
Here's one: "I voted for Stein because Hillary had a lock on my state." NurseJackie Aug 2017 #48
Good one! mcar Aug 2017 #74
If you're an atheist and use our money that states "In God We Trust" Goodheart Aug 2017 #49
Huuuummm... RobinA Aug 2017 #50
I worked for CPS as an investigator Phoenix61 Aug 2017 #63
The Stupid People's Argument Playbook: no_hypocrisy Aug 2017 #52
I'm pro-life, BarbaRosa Aug 2017 #55
More . . . . HughBeaumont Aug 2017 #59
"They're only words... they have no power over you unless you let them." LanternWaste Aug 2017 #66
If we remove statues of Robert E Lee Buzz cook Aug 2017 #67
"Nazis were liberal"; "MLK was a Republican"; "the U.S. is a republic, not a democracy"... VOX Aug 2017 #69
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