Isn't it time for a NEW fictitious 9-year old with a vegetable nickname to write to Trump? [View all]

[Miles Archer]

"Dear President Trump,

My name is Jimmy, and I am nine years old, and everybody calls me "Rutabaga."

I love you so much that my mommy, is writing this down, because my hands are shaking so much out of love.

Than you for pardoning Sheriff Joe. My mommy told me that prisoners are lucky to get a free baloney sandwich every day.

And if it is too hot in a tent they should only rob banks in Alaska.

My mommy also said you can only be president for eight years. I hope you change the laws so that you can be president until I am 60 years old!

Some people say you play golf too much. My mommy tells me that if I want to become great at something I have to practice, practice, practice! People who don't want you to be great at golf probably don't love America.

I love you President Trump. You are the best! I have two turtles and I named them Don Jr. and Eric. I wanted a pet rat, and I was going to call her Ivanka, but my mom said no. But she hasn't said no to Barron the goldfish!

I think you have another child too but I have forgotten her name. I bet that happens to you a lot!

That's all I have to say except I love you and please be president forever!

Love,

Rutabaga"