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Eliot Rosewater

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2. He has a tiny dick, and even tinier brain and what brain he does have

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 01:41 PM

Aug 2017

is completely malfunctioning.

Important to note that he knows nothing, absolutely nothing, LESS than nothing about hotels, restaurants, golf courses and real estate.

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Someone ridiculed his dick in the junior high gym showers. [View all] LuckyCharms Aug 2017 OP

Much comment has been made about his tiny hands. Orrex Aug 2017 #1

I am fascinated with this whole hand size thing... LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #4

He was 6'2" when "in his prime," and you say you are 5'8" and you have large hands but his are anneboleyn Aug 2017 #9

Very true. I didn't think of that. LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #10

He has a tiny dick, and even tinier brain and what brain he does have Eliot Rosewater Aug 2017 #2

I agree. n/t LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #5

GRAPHIC WARNING! Goonch Aug 2017 #3

Like trying to shove a marshmallow into a parking meter. n/t LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #6

That might very well be the finest simile I've read in years. Orrex Aug 2017 #13

okay, that made me laugh. Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #16

That is what you call a ..... ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2017 #14

Hands too big. Duppers Aug 2017 #20

But a gibraltar72 Aug 2017 #7

Yep. Just another form of compensation. n/t LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #8

Some men, especially ones with no self esteem can't get away from "size". redstatebluegirl Aug 2017 #11

I bet they called him Little Donald Dick. SummerSnow Aug 2017 #12

Which one? 😳 MLAA Aug 2017 #15

I think Sarah Silverman nailed it at the Democratic Convention, actually. Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #17

Probably while in military school bigbrother05 Aug 2017 #18

he assures us he has a big dick Skittles Aug 2017 #19

I remember reading somewhere tavernier Aug 2017 #21

I'll say it Skittles Aug 2017 #22