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tavernier

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21. I remember reading somewhere
Thu Aug 31, 2017, 12:48 AM
Aug 2017

that his first wife said that it was obviously big enough to make babies, or something along those lines. That doesn't sound like he was hung like a race horse, which obviously he would like everyone to think. But why? There are many wonderful men, great husbands and fantastic lovers who aren't born with ten pound penises... in fact, I'd venture to say, most of them. I'm a nurse whose job it was to insert pre-op catheters for many years, so I have a bit of knowledge about that. But the brain is the best tool when it comes using the equipment you have, and apparently some men haven't figured that out. When trump left his wife, his girlfriend famously gave the quote to all the papers at that time that it was the best sex she ever had. No one believed that it was a direct quote from anyone but him.

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Much comment has been made about his tiny hands. Orrex Aug 2017 #1
I am fascinated with this whole hand size thing... LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #4
He was 6'2" when "in his prime," and you say you are 5'8" and you have large hands but his are anneboleyn Aug 2017 #9
Very true. I didn't think of that. LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #10
He has a tiny dick, and even tinier brain and what brain he does have Eliot Rosewater Aug 2017 #2
I agree. n/t LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #5
GRAPHIC WARNING! Goonch Aug 2017 #3
Like trying to shove a marshmallow into a parking meter. n/t LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #6
That might very well be the finest simile I've read in years. Orrex Aug 2017 #13
okay, that made me laugh. Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #16
That is what you call a ..... ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2017 #14
Hands too big. Duppers Aug 2017 #20
But a gibraltar72 Aug 2017 #7
Yep. Just another form of compensation. n/t LuckyCharms Aug 2017 #8
Some men, especially ones with no self esteem can't get away from "size". redstatebluegirl Aug 2017 #11
I bet they called him Little Donald Dick. SummerSnow Aug 2017 #12
Which one? 😳 MLAA Aug 2017 #15
I think Sarah Silverman nailed it at the Democratic Convention, actually. Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #17
Probably while in military school bigbrother05 Aug 2017 #18
he assures us he has a big dick Skittles Aug 2017 #19
I remember reading somewhere tavernier Aug 2017 #21
I'll say it Skittles Aug 2017 #22
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