Does Trump Still get the Twice a Day Folder of Positive News ?

[NanceGreggs]

3. Heres some of the good news ...

... that’s been delivered in the past few days:

“Great Turnout – Great Crowd! Exhausted Houston flood victims swim for hours in order to greet Trump as he arrives for historic, tremendous, anxiously-anticipated, once-in-a-lifetime visit.”

“Orders for the Melania “FLOTUS” hat pour in – Trump’s Chinese manufacturing facility overwhelmed.”

“All Mueller investigation notes and paperwork, which were being stored in Houston for safekeeping, confirmed lost in flood.”

“No event cancellations at Mara-Lago for the last twelve hours!”

“Mexico offers to send volunteers to Texas – promises that check to pay for border wall will be tucked into one of their lunchboxes.”

You know they gotta be making shit up at this point …