BREAKING! It's not real AND it's Obama's fault!!!!

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7. Funny, ain't it?

Something bad happens in any number of areas that you could name, and conservatives are all about assigning blame and proposing solutions, even if there's no identifiable problem or the solution is irrelevant to the bad thing that happened (victim blaming is almost always a good bet). Houston gets a good scrubbing, there's ample evidence about why it happened, and some reasonable solutions offered, and suddenly Piscopo (where did they dig him up, anyway?) and Cavuto are all about the "can't we just help the victims and not be lectured about stuff that we find ideologically inconvenient?"