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ProudLib72

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5. Roger Stone finally admits to being an alien from the planet Zygrax 6

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2017, 08:20 PM

Sep 2017

Trey Gowdy is an alien from the planet Mubawaza Minor. Stone and Gowdy have been in collusion to overthrow the human race since the end of the last ice age, and they thought they had finally found an accomplice in Putin. They manipulated Putin so that he would believe he was throwing our election to benefit himself. Now it turns out that not even the Zygrax 6 and Mubawaza aliens could have foreseen how utterly useless tRump would be. Frustrated over their defeat and exhausted from developing intricate (but ultimately fruitless) plans over the last ten millennia, Stone and Gowdy are announcing that, come Monday, they will be returning to their respective planets and will not be back to Earth ever again.

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What will be tonight's news dump? [View all] malaise Sep 2017 OP

Today feels like the other shoe is about to drop Generic Brad Sep 2017 #1

NK war is on the schedule I think. Eliot Rosewater Sep 2017 #2

Here it is... brooklynite Sep 2017 #3

ROFL malaise Sep 2017 #4

Roger Stone finally admits to being an alien from the planet Zygrax 6 ProudLib72 Sep 2017 #5