General Discussion

Nevernose

(13,081 posts)

15. My cat's never cleaned up my diarrhea

Sun Sep 17, 2017, 08:48 PM

Sep 2017

My cat's never fed me multiple times a day (although I've had cats that occasionally brought me "treats," like a serial killer).
My cat's never promised me free health care for life -- and delivered.

Yet this guy think that CATS are the dumb ones in the human-kitty relationship? This idiot should trade in his astrology degree and learn some science-ing stuff.

(Twelve years ago I woke up allergic to my own cat. Went to bed cuddly, pet him in the morning, went into anaphylactic shock, had to go to the ER. Never been able to touch a cat or be in the room with one for more than a few minutes ever since)

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

21 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Why cats are smarter than humans [View all] Quixote1818 Sep 2017 OP

A cat Lindsay Sep 2017 #1

"Chase laser dots." Puh-leeease. yallerdawg Sep 2017 #2

No one walking by noticed it either. lunatica Sep 2017 #21

Not many can pwn NdGT that neatly! Congrats, Bitches! n/t TygrBright Sep 2017 #3

excellent heaven05 Sep 2017 #4

And cats actually learn from their mistakes. sandensea Sep 2017 #5

R.I.P. Bitches blogslut Sep 2017 #6

au contraire Sophiegirl Sep 2017 #7

There is nothing funnier than a cat catching a ride on a vacuum cleaner. n/t Calista241 Sep 2017 #9

My mom's cat loved to be vacuumed! LiberalLovinLug Sep 2017 #17

LOL!! BlancheSplanchnik Sep 2017 #8

Hilarious. I suspect that if she could, my cat would have voted for Trump though. She has... NNadir Sep 2017 #10

Would your cat vote for someone who wants to grab her? crazycatlady Sep 2017 #11

Well, again, she has a brain the size of a walnut. Actually, when she was dumped on us by... NNadir Sep 2017 #13

Hilarious! calimary Sep 2017 #12

Cats don't text and drive IronLionZion Sep 2017 #14

My cat's never cleaned up my diarrhea Nevernose Sep 2017 #15

I have to say that I agree with cats on vacuum cleaners! jimlup Sep 2017 #16

requiescat in pace, Bitches. Lady Bast, welcome Your little one home. niyad Sep 2017 #18

Humans regularly hit various types of balls back and forth across tennis courts and ping pong Maraya1969 Sep 2017 #19

true, but by that measure we come up short against every other animal on the planet 0rganism Sep 2017 #20