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The Velveteen Ocelot

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6. "Donald? Angela hier. Es tut mir leid - I'm sorry I missed your speech

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 07:00 PM

Sep 2017

at the U.N. but I had to stay here in Germany to... um... feed my cat. Ja, das ist es. Feed mein cat. Maybe next time?"

"Don? It's Theresa. So sorry about missing your speech; I'm sure it was brilliant, but I had to stay at Downing because ... I, um, had to wash up before the Queen came by. She's so spontaneous, you never know when she's about to come by, and the place was a right mess. Sorry!"

"Comrade Donald! I so regret not being at U.N. for speech; it was your best, nyet? United States is not so great place for me to be right now, and I do wish you were handling some of your people, if you know what I mean. But come to Moskva soon, stay in best hotel!"

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Would you have sat through Trump's "Speech"? Hieronymus Sep 2017 #39

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well, SHOVED at the very least niyad Sep 2017 #35

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