"Oh, poor me. There's so much winning! Please stop Mr. President!" . . . Come CAPTION Donald Trump!! [View all]

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Donald ("I'll have a whole super-double deluxe cheesecake smothered in white gravy" )Trump is saying "And the lying media will tell you that I've got my priorities on backward,. . . that I don't know up from down, . . . or right from wrong. . . . But what do they know about right and wrong? . . . They think it's right to disrespect the 'Star-Spangled Banner' at the opening of a football game and to forcibly oppose fascists in the streets of America, but that's but it's wrong for all-American groups like White Supremacists or the KKK to exercise their first Amendment rights. . . . And they get all bent out of shape when the Neo-Nazi's protest the removal of Confederate statues. . . . Don't they know the historical connection between the Nazis and the Confederacy? . . . Nobody teaches history any more these days."