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20. I'd buy that and use it as a "dammit doll".

Reply to SHRED (Original post)

Sun Sep 24, 2017, 12:21 AM

Sep 2017

Whenever things don’t go so well,

And you want to hit the wall and yell

Grab your little dammit doll

It really doesn’t hurt at all

Just grasp it firmly by the legs

And find a place to slam it

And as you whack the stuffing out

Yell “Dammit, dammit, dammit!”

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At a local grocery store (Albertson's) WTF?? [View all] SHRED Sep 2017 OP

... QED Sep 2017 #1

. dalton99a Sep 2017 #2

Looks anatomically correct to me Marie Marie Sep 2017 #8

OK, Being Naked With Kitties Is Gross And Wrong... Grassy Knoll Sep 2017 #9

yes, cubed. ick nt irisblue Sep 2017 #13

Oh, those poor cats! NotASurfer Sep 2017 #14

disturbingly realistic. dgauss Sep 2017 #21

I'd buy it! Xolodno Sep 2017 #3

I wish I lived near an Albertson's! madaboutharry Sep 2017 #4

It's $10-12 on Amazon dalton99a Sep 2017 #5

I just checked it out...lots of goofy Trump paraphernalia on Amazon!! LeftInTX Sep 2017 #11

They should market it as a voodoo doll. nocalflea Sep 2017 #6

But, instead of pins, #5 knitting needles. TheBlackAdder Sep 2017 #15

looks like an accurate depiction of him crazycatlady Sep 2017 #7

My Sister Bought One For Me In Kansas City A Couple Weeks Ago JimGinPA Sep 2017 #10

dog toy? nt irisblue Sep 2017 #12

Guessing it won't be there long. Just looked and Albertsons has over 2500 stores Hortensis Sep 2017 #16

The Halloween decorations are coming out earlier and earlier each year. nt ecstatic Sep 2017 #17

These are definitely funny, but I would want to be certain el Truche OldHippieChick Sep 2017 #18

There's going to be one hanging off the bumper SonofDonald Sep 2017 #19

I'd buy that and use it as a "dammit doll". Turn CO Blue Sep 2017 #20