"He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity,

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10. Shakespearean quotes from a lovely mug my hubby received one Christmas

"Oh gull, oh dolt, as ignorant as dirt"

"quintessence of dirt"

"canker-blossom"

"Thou art a boil, a plague sore"

"mountain of mad flesh"

"bolting-hutch of beastliness"

"not so much brain as ear wax"

"long-tongu'd babbling gossip"

"beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"

"lewdly inclin'd"

"clod of wayward marl"

"infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker"