60,000 year old Ancient Underwater Forest off Alabama Coast

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3. No, they have an all-purpose answer

God, see, is a real cut-up, a trickster that Loki or the Fox could only envy. Their God purposely put trees that looked like they were 60,000 years old in that Alabama sediment just to fake out the eggheads. But the true believers are a lot smarter than any of those so-called scientists and their alleged scientific method.

Of course, you can always have lots of fun with these nitwits by saying, "You're totally wrong! God created the heavens and the earth last Thursday. Any of your so-called evidence are just fake memories and created artifacts to make you think you've been alive for longer than that. You can't prove me wrong, because all I have to say is that God did it that way to fool you."