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Hassin Bin Sober

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18. You've obviously never been to Blue Island Illinois
Fri Sep 29, 2017, 11:54 PM
Sep 2017

My dad's old joke:

I'm taking the family on vacation to the islands. Blue Island, Stony Island and Rock Island.

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But we are talking "big water." Sneederbunk Sep 2017 #1
Here's one: Ms. Toad Sep 2017 #2
Even the US is an Island... HipChick Sep 2017 #3
And stolen leftofcool Sep 2017 #11
Grand Island, Nebraska? world wide wally Sep 2017 #4
Isle of Langerhans dweller Sep 2017 #5
Usually called islets, but still a good answer ;) unblock Sep 2017 #16
beat me too it grantcart Sep 2017 #21
I learned it from Firesign Theatre! csziggy Sep 2017 #32
General Mattis lostnfound Sep 2017 #6
Then you are obviously waaaay too Turbineguy Sep 2017 #7
Avery Island, LA ProudLib72 Sep 2017 #8
Islands on Jupiter might be surrounded by liquid methane or ammonia. nt Binkie The Clown Sep 2017 #9
rhode island? Blues Heron Sep 2017 #10
Isle of Lucy Leith Sep 2017 #12
Spinal Tap! SergeStorms Sep 2017 #24
Well, I Got It from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show Leith Sep 2017 #31
Well... SergeStorms Oct 2017 #33
:-) WinkyDink Sep 2017 #26
You got some 'splaining to do dis time underpants Sep 2017 #30
We should send drumpf and family to Rikers island Takket Sep 2017 #13
Alcatraz. nocalflea Sep 2017 #28
Your moron and thief had to learn what an island is. arthritisR_US Sep 2017 #14
Australia matt819 Sep 2017 #15
Perhaps that could be a catalyst. Maynar Sep 2017 #23
But the difference, Atticus... Cracklin Charlie Sep 2017 #17
You've obviously never been to Blue Island Illinois Hassin Bin Sober Sep 2017 #18
has Orange Ocean Man thoroughly confused us all? 0rganism Sep 2017 #19
No man is an world wide wally Sep 2017 #20
I somehow flashed to a scene in Jaws. edbermac Sep 2017 #22
There's always Rhode Island..... n/t DFW Sep 2017 #25
People are misunderstanding the OP! Puerto Rico isn't called "Puerto Rico Island." The OP asks what WinkyDink Sep 2017 #27
Islands that are not surrounded by water are everywhere. democratisphere Sep 2017 #29
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