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silverweb

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14. OMG!

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 07:51 PM

Jul 2012

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]He's not really American! He was actually born in the foreign country where his father was born (because somebody in Mexico said so!), but his mom smuggled him into the U.S. so he could get a retroactive U.S. birth certificate, and I'll bet she also planted birth announcements in the newspapers just because they planned for him to run for president some day!!1!

Now that you mention it, how did George Romney manage to run for president, being born in Mexico and all? Did he buy an exception?

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BREAKING!! NOW!! Romney releases papers [View all] underpants Jul 2012 OP

Omigod, he's not american Fresh_Start Jul 2012 #1

remember, born in Mexico AND ran for president in 1968 CAG Jul 2012 #4

Can we retroactively protest? karynnj Jul 2012 #48

Mitt Romney is a Mexican anchor baby n/t agent46 Jul 2012 #11

What's hilarious... Chan790 Jul 2012 #29

an obvious forgery Motown_Johnny Jul 2012 #2

St. Patty's is the 17th Angry Dragon Jul 2012 #7

Born March 12 alcibiades_mystery Jul 2012 #8

They filed retroactively. ;-) n/t eggplant Jul 2012 #38

When did they change SunsetDreams Jul 2012 #9

Wait, you mean I've started drinking on the 12th for all these years for nothing?! JHB Jul 2012 #16

That's ok SunsetDreams Jul 2012 #22

Where's the "long form?" DirkGently Jul 2012 #3

Who names an innocent baby Willard? lindysalsagal Jul 2012 #5

oow! oow! I know that one... HereSince1628 Jul 2012 #15

DUzy! SunSeeker Jul 2012 #31

LOL!1 Whisp Jul 2012 #42

Willard Mitt Romney was named for a friend of his father demwing Jul 2012 #37

Don't forget the nightmare begins here... HereSince1628 Jul 2012 #45

That is not the long form and if you notice Angry Dragon Jul 2012 #6

Voided birth=retroactive birth control!!!!! dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #25

We did know he has no humanity inside of him ............ Angry Dragon Jul 2012 #27

Thats an obvious fake... DCBob Jul 2012 #10

Actually Doc Holliday Jul 2012 #33

actually DCBob Jul 2012 #43

Of course I do. Doc Holliday Jul 2012 #44

heheh.. DCBob Jul 2012 #46

Fake! JustAnotherGen Jul 2012 #12

"Some say" Politicalboi Jul 2012 #13

OMG! silverweb Jul 2012 #14

This is not the long form birth certificate BumRushDaShow Jul 2012 #17

Holy shit, he's an anchor baby. Lasher Jul 2012 #18

Quick..get this to Sheriff Joe! nt chowder66 Jul 2012 #19

Certificate of Live Birth? WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE??!?!?!!?!?!?! calimary Jul 2012 #20

That explains it.. the Romney Mexican drug cartel DCBob Jul 2012 #21

least he wasn't born out of Wedlock, Montana....nt Evasporque Jul 2012 #23

Obviously a photoshopped fake. kestrel91316 Jul 2012 #24

Mother's age is wrong, btw jberryhill Jul 2012 #26

Damn you Underpants!! Champion Jack Jul 2012 #28

How was his father able to run for president Jamaal510 Jul 2012 #30

I've been asking that question for years. He could never have served as President. Zen Democrat Jul 2012 #36

Because his parents were arguably US citizens. harmonicon Jul 2012 #39

36 was considered a high risk pregnancy back then DesertRat Jul 2012 #32

Date issued: January 18th, 2012 krispos42 Jul 2012 #34

I was expecting Romney releasing these "papers" pkdu Jul 2012 #35

That's no good! It says VOID all over it! Kablooie Jul 2012 #40

Little Jackie Papers loved that rascal Puff. deaniac21 Jul 2012 #41

Anchor baby? GeorgeGist Jul 2012 #47