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NotASurfer

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26. Contrarian and somewhat cynical thought
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 09:41 AM
Oct 2017

The words “country music festival” will pierce the fog that is his spongiform mind, and the few remaining neurons holding that almost-useless mass of tissue together will flash “good white people who probably voted for you and were not scary minorities or nasty women out to get you while you sleep”.

So we have good odds his remarks will be authentic and his expression of condolence will be sincere

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He'll manage to fuck it up. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #1
i have no doubt. spanone Oct 2017 #2
I predict one of two things: LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #5
Happens both ways ... Cosmocat Oct 2017 #11
You're probably right. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #13
#2 he'll read some shit written for him like he's a 2 year old and screw up the simplest words like uponit7771 Oct 2017 #16
Did they determine it was bump fire conversion? LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #17
No, just speculating on how he got fully auto weapons uponit7771 Oct 2017 #23
This message was self-deleted by its author LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #5
Spare us. He will find some way to fuck it up and offend everyone. smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #3
Channeling white wing gun-fanciers and NRA, I'm sure. n/t Hoyt Oct 2017 #4
If he tries saying someone carrying a concealed handgun could've stopped Paddock... highplainsdem Oct 2017 #7
Shit, captain fuck up set to make everything worse uponit7771 Oct 2017 #8
I know this is cynical of me... Zoonart Oct 2017 #9
Yep. He's thinking "Great timing!" dalton99a Oct 2017 #15
WHO GIVES A FUCK? hatrack Oct 2017 #10
GUARANTEE he will mention how precious the 2nd Amendment is, bullwinkle428 Oct 2017 #12
He will probably thank the victims and shooter for voting for him. imanamerican63 Oct 2017 #14
He must know the shooter is a trumpette Takket Oct 2017 #18
Probably "Thankfully, this will scrub my Puerto Rico trip" TheCowsCameHome Oct 2017 #19
They're busy trying to teach him to look human, sad, and what to say. sinkingfeeling Oct 2017 #20
I have always thought it important that we hear from the president bluepen Oct 2017 #21
His is not the voice of reason and calm and is the last voice anyone needs to hear Solly Mack Oct 2017 #22
He will talk about how the Muslim ban is protecting us Motley13 Oct 2017 #24
Wonderful. Va Lefty Oct 2017 #25
Contrarian and somewhat cynical thought NotASurfer Oct 2017 #26
Will Wayne LaPissant be standing beside him? LonePirate Oct 2017 #27
He's sure to say just the right thing... Johnny2X2X Oct 2017 #28
As if trump's tone-deaf, clumsy words won't be enough. Paladin Oct 2017 #29
according to cnn....moments away spanone Oct 2017 #30
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