Vegas shooter had a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his door for 3 days.

[Ms. Toad]

91. This was some gun nut talking about all of the things short of regulating guns

people should have been doing.

Maids monitoring and reporting people with too many suitcases was one. I wish I could remember the other insane things they were suggesting.

In response, some other RWNJ conspiracy theorist suggested that there was no way he could have had that much metal without setting off something. (What it should have set off wasn't specified - when she was questioned by the host, she went on a ramble about how she doesn't have a key for her car anymore, just a thingie that she has to have when she pushes a button - and that sets off store alarms when she walks through. The host hung up on her at that point.)

I haven't had problems with maids, but I've used valet parking exactly twice in my life. They lost my key both times. The first time they had to call a locksmith to rekey the lock. The second they ultimately found it. I'd prefer not to have people doing things for me, since it always seems to go awry.