Trump Demoted to Elementary School from Middle School. [View all]

[MineralMan]

After answering a reporter's question regarding his statement about his "calm before the storm" with a "That's for me to know and for you to find out," reply, Trump was immediately demoted to fourth grade from his current seventh grade placement. The move had been considered after he tossed paper towels into a crowd in Puerto Rico, but was not put into effect.

At this rate, Trump will soon be placed back in kindergarten, where he can take time to reflect during the mandatory nap period. The President's second childhood appears to be accelerating in reverse.