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ProudLib72

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11. Dotard could never hit a golf ball that high

Reply to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #10)

Sat Oct 28, 2017, 04:56 PM

Oct 2017

I heard that when he visits his golf courses, they switch out the regular holes for ones made from KFC buckets and place them at intervals of 100 yards. 18 holes for him is the equivalent of five or six normal holes, but by the end he is so exhausted he has to take a nap. My neighbors' two year old has a plastic driver that I imagine looks quite similar to Dotard's.

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Breaking: Strange, Depressed Orange Man Spotted on Roof of WH [View all] ProudLib72 Oct 2017 OP

Jump motherfucker! smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #1

You beat me to the punch. :) jrthin Oct 2017 #2

Id say this... Docreed2003 Oct 2017 #3

A little secret of the trade, they all jump underpants Oct 2017 #4

It must be the same guy C_U_L8R Oct 2017 #5

Who is that guy to his right with is arm around him? ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #8

OMG- tell me that's photoshopped. Please. Vinca Oct 2017 #9

When darkness fell, excitement kissed the crowd and made them wild Buns_of_Fire Oct 2017 #6

UPDATE! ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #7

LOL, good story. KY_EnviroGuy Oct 2017 #10

Dotard could never hit a golf ball that high ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #11

Thanks for your stories - helps lighten our cold and gloomy day! KY_EnviroGuy Oct 2017 #12

Bump for new update ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #13