Hallowe'en Eve Will Henceforth Be Called Indictment Day. [View all]

[MineralMan]

Spooks, Goblins and their sinister cohorts are all shivering in their boots at the prospect of a dark, stormy morning, followed by extended stays in a deep dungeon, once the arrests are made. Some may breathe a temporary sigh of relief at not being chosen for arrest, but will soon face deep anxiety about "turncoats" who switch sides and begin singing a song of retribution.

Let us all celebrate Indictment Day. There will be no passing of candy bars or children in costumes. The costume of the day will be an orange jump suit, and it will be putative adults who will dine from trays wearing that garb.

All Hail Indictment Day!