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lapfog_1

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5. Dammit!

Reply to G_j (Original post)

Thu Nov 2, 2017, 10:25 AM

Nov 2017

I missed the call up notice (again!). There was supposed to be a "missing person" by the name of Kiely Whitey on the milk cartons in the grocery store. That was the signal for me to join the millions of anti-fa and BLM communists to start the purge.

Not only did I miss it, but they are onto us now and they will be ready to mow us down at a moments notice because they will keep their car engines running all day!

This is worse than the Jade Helm 15 cuckup... someone forgot to check to see that EVERY Walmart was connected to the tunnel system and we missed a superstore in Hays, Kansas and that fucked up the entire show...

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Dammit! lapfog_1 Nov 2017 #5

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