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In reply to the discussion: Rand Paul in Serious Pain - I Hope He Avoids Opioid Addiction [View all]MineralMan
(151,273 posts)24. There's a house on the parallel street south of mine.
We walk our dogs past it every day. On the garage, just above the big door, there's a sign. It reads:
"Asshole's Neighbor"
Now, I don't know the occupants of either home, but the home that bears that sign was the worst offender with noisy, illegal fireworks this past fourth of July. The next day, there were many empty boxes labeled as fireworks and purchased in a neighboring state at its curb.
I suspect that homeowner's sign should actually read:
"Asshole Neighbor."
I wonder what kind of neighbor Rand Paul is.
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I thought it was funny seeing as he wants Americans to have absolutely no help from government
blueinredohio
Nov 2017
#13
I think "neighbor" ran up behind him & shoved him. All in the way one falls & what he fell on.
Sunlei
Nov 2017
#11
He's tough no pain meds needed. /s He'll lay still in bed & try not to cough or take a deep breath.
Sunlei
Nov 2017
#9
Rand Paul being an asshole to him and fucking him over in typical republican fashion
gopiscrap
Nov 2017
#33