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MineralMan

(151,273 posts)
24. There's a house on the parallel street south of mine.
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 12:35 PM
Nov 2017

We walk our dogs past it every day. On the garage, just above the big door, there's a sign. It reads:

"Asshole's Neighbor"

Now, I don't know the occupants of either home, but the home that bears that sign was the worst offender with noisy, illegal fireworks this past fourth of July. The next day, there were many empty boxes labeled as fireworks and purchased in a neighboring state at its curb.

I suspect that homeowner's sign should actually read:

"Asshole Neighbor."

I wonder what kind of neighbor Rand Paul is.

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Yeah, me too HAB911 Nov 2017 #1
Not funny. Not helpful. (Just my opinion) Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #2
Thanks for taking the time to reply. MineralMan Nov 2017 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author WinkyDink Nov 2017 #8
And that is why I said it was my opinion Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #12
No, MichMary Nov 2017 #22
I agree with Winky Dink, not you. shraby Nov 2017 #25
Good to know. Thanks for your opinion. Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #30
I thought it was funny seeing as he wants Americans to have absolutely no help from government blueinredohio Nov 2017 #13
I remember when my Mom broke a couple of ribs Siwsan Nov 2017 #4
Rand could avoid pain by not inflicting it on his constituents. democratisphere Nov 2017 #5
Republicans fall into two categories: Girard442 Nov 2017 #6
Totally kind of like Scaliese gopiscrap Nov 2017 #36
Wow that guy really kicked his ass huh? Thrill Nov 2017 #7
I think "neighbor" ran up behind him & shoved him. All in the way one falls & what he fell on. Sunlei Nov 2017 #11
yeah, i broke 3 ribs falling off my bed. mopinko Nov 2017 #15
It sounded to me like the perp stomped him underpants Nov 2017 #16
He's tough no pain meds needed. /s He'll lay still in bed & try not to cough or take a deep breath. Sunlei Nov 2017 #9
A good ass kicking might do them all a world of good Drahthaardogs Nov 2017 #10
agreed gopiscrap Nov 2017 #35
Interesting notion about Paul finding out about pain the hard way. Grammy23 Nov 2017 #14
what a cool class!!!! I would have taken that in college... samnsara Nov 2017 #34
It WAS a very cool class. Anthropology was my minor so it was an elective. Grammy23 Nov 2017 #41
Has an assault on a Senator ever recieved less coverage? Johonny Nov 2017 #17
I'm very curious about what induced the neighbor to MineralMan Nov 2017 #18
I assume because Rand isn't talking Johonny Nov 2017 #23
There's a house on the parallel street south of mine. MineralMan Nov 2017 #24
Absolutely HopeAgain Nov 2017 #29
I'm thinking something to do with SEX Ohiya Nov 2017 #40
That is the odd part of this thing jberryhill Nov 2017 #26
Rand Paul being an asshole to him and fucking him over in typical republican fashion gopiscrap Nov 2017 #33
One has to wonder. What sort of asshole move did Rand Paul make that inflamed the Nay Nov 2017 #38
Had Two Cracked Ribs In High School ProfessorGAC Nov 2017 #19
It merely points out the hypocrisy of it all. nancy1942 Nov 2017 #20
Irony's funny that way, isn't it? MineralMan Nov 2017 #21
Sure does. Karma may be in play, too. Still, it's amazing how even direct, painful Nay Nov 2017 #39
Isn't he lucky we're paying for his insurance? Vinca Nov 2017 #27
Alerted! Too Schadenfreude for may tastes. ffr Nov 2017 #28
Oh, noes... MineralMan Nov 2017 #43
me too!!!! worse pain ever... i just had one cracked rib and.... samnsara Nov 2017 #31
I've been dealing with three broken ribs for a week and a half jberryhill Nov 2017 #42
Not me gopiscrap Nov 2017 #32
I remember his goons beating up two a MoveOn activist some years ago malaise Nov 2017 #37
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