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samnsara

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41. ok im getting a vision of Rand Paul fighting back....

Mon Nov 6, 2017, 01:01 PM

Nov 2017

...like 'a 14 yr old girl'....slapping, whining, covering his face with his hands, curling up in a fetal position as the other guy kicks the crap out of him.... calling for mom, shouting 'stop it'.....then the two rolling on the ground getting all covered with grass clippings. whatta site.

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Why did Rand Paul's neighbor beat the living shit out of him? [View all] NightWatcher Nov 2017 OP

He carried out what many just dream about doing to him. CatMor Nov 2017 #1

Pretty Much SeattlePop Nov 2017 #66

I have dreamt of being a vampire, biting lots of GOP leaders. They turn into Vamps & then into DUST trueblue2007 Nov 2017 #75

Maybe it was really a fight club meeting... Kleveland Nov 2017 #2

I'm glad Rand isn't my neighbor. n/t FSogol Nov 2017 #3

I'd like to know the answer to that question, too. MineralMan Nov 2017 #4

Affair? Sounds like an episode of Fear Thy Neighbor :Senator Edition HipChick Nov 2017 #5

That's my guess given how hush hush everything is around this. Vinca Nov 2017 #8

Right...it sounds very peculiar.. HipChick Nov 2017 #9

Is the RW media sounding off on this? Proud Liberal Dem Nov 2017 #71

I haven't heard, but if Rand was up to no good with the guy's wife would Faux discuss it? Vinca Nov 2017 #73

I'm sure they wouldn't Proud Liberal Dem Nov 2017 #74

??? Fits the gap in the facts, but hopefully it will come out Alice11111 Nov 2017 #59

4th degree assault sounds like a small-time charge gratuitous Nov 2017 #6

It is! atreides1 Nov 2017 #16

Yeah, 5 busted ribs sounds like a bit more than 4th degree... lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #29

They seem to be keeping details under wraps. Did Paul just take the ass whipping, or did the other.. brush Nov 2017 #47

Or were the broken ribs not caused by a beating, but just by Rand falling down Nay Nov 2017 #63

Whatever happened, give us some details. It must be really embarrassing for something like... brush Nov 2017 #67

The weird thing is that Paul was a no vote on Trumpcare ucrdem Nov 2017 #7

Yes, he thought Trump are was too generous.. whathehell Nov 2017 #44

The effect is the same; he (inadvertently) held back the disaster lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #48

Well, that's a good thing.. whathehell Nov 2017 #72

yep.. causing brother Mitch to take a beating from Cheatolini .. ucrdem Nov 2017 #89

Well, Paul is a first class dick. old guy Nov 2017 #10

that was my first thought also gopiscrap Nov 2017 #17

Thought he was a possum? Not Ruth Nov 2017 #11

LOL! I thouught he was a squirrel. fleur-de-lisa Nov 2017 #43

Rand mows his own lawn? lame54 Nov 2017 #12

That's another oddity jberryhill Nov 2017 #15

knowing his personality he's probably a seriously gopiscrap Nov 2017 #20

Good point jberryhill Nov 2017 #21

Or maybe he mows it at 6 a.m. on Sunday. Every Sunday. Nay Nov 2017 #65

Well, this is reported to have happened in the afternoon jberryhill Nov 2017 #68

Some people enjoy gardening and mowing (I am not one of those people). LisaM Nov 2017 #79

Enjoy it or not, a US Senator spends a lot of time away from home jberryhill Nov 2017 #84

Sure, but he might like to do it when he is there. LisaM Nov 2017 #88

a pic of our Sen. Grassley - a man who claims to mow his own lawn rurallib Nov 2017 #82

Maybe it wasnt HIS lawn he was mowing. Girard442 Nov 2017 #31

LOL I was going to say the same thing! n/t teezy Nov 2017 #53

Likely he ENJOYS mowing his lawn maxsolomon Nov 2017 #54

Wouldn't stop blowing the grass, leaves and clippings across his property line snooper2 Nov 2017 #13

Both doctors, both wealthy, live side by side in a pretty nice place (I've seen it) tonyt53 Nov 2017 #14

I thought the attacker was from a neighboring gated Community underpants Nov 2017 #32

Nope I was wrong. They live next to each other underpants Nov 2017 #33

Just the latest casualty in the Bowling Green massacre... Wounded Bear Nov 2017 #18

ha ha this is the best post post I have seen on this subject gopiscrap Nov 2017 #22

Thread winner! NT fleur-de-lisa Nov 2017 #46

lol...good one. PunkinPi Nov 2017 #51

When is that massacre going to end? Is Kellyanne keeping numbers? nt Blue_true Nov 2017 #85

that was the first thing I thought!! niyad Nov 2017 #91

Does it strike anyone else as odd that Paul doesn't have a lawn service? jberryhill Nov 2017 #19

My dad does his own lawn too. He likes the noise and goes all Zen while he does it NightWatcher Nov 2017 #23

How many weekends is your dad away on travel or at his remote workplace? jberryhill Nov 2017 #37

Some people enjoy yard work n/t TexasBushwhacker Nov 2017 #25

I have a pretty rich uncle who cut his property at least until a few years ago underpants Nov 2017 #30

Does he spend a lot of his time somewhere else? jberryhill Nov 2017 #35

Quite a few underpants Nov 2017 #39

He may just be a penny pinched.. whathehell Nov 2017 #81

Super Secret Video of Rand Paul mowing Sedona Nov 2017 #57

I live in Florida, the grass stopped growing last month. Blue_true Nov 2017 #87

I Looked the Doctor Up on a Couple Sites That Rate Doctors Leith Nov 2017 #24

Maybe he just wanted Paul to try his Therm-a-Vest, now he could use it lol grantcart Nov 2017 #36

Yep, Paul started with an office at the Graves-Gilbert Clinic, right across from the Medical Center. tonyt53 Nov 2017 #58

Wonder if there is a reason that the doctor was unemployed Not Ruth Nov 2017 #45

so in other words he is the mirror image of Paul gopiscrap Nov 2017 #50

He pprobably woke the neighbor Motley13 Nov 2017 #26

Self-defense? LonePirate Nov 2017 #27

Just a normal neighborly squabble. Dave Starsky Nov 2017 #28

Sounds like a case for Starsky and Hutch True Dough Nov 2017 #42

Starsky and Hutch would have sat and watched the fight. Dave Starsky Nov 2017 #76

Vanity Fair - they had a history of heated exchanges about politics underpants Nov 2017 #34

I can't imagine living next to an outspoken Republican bathroommonkey76 Nov 2017 #86

maybe he looked at this web page and realized something... garybeck Nov 2017 #38

He imagined paul was ted cruz? Kahuna7 Nov 2017 #40

ok im getting a vision of Rand Paul fighting back.... samnsara Nov 2017 #41

that really is an insult to 14 year old girls. niyad Nov 2017 #92

Violence is never the answer. hamsterjill Nov 2017 #49

Is it beating the the living shit out of him or is it 4th degree whatever..... Not Ruth Nov 2017 #52

Guy was just following Donnie Short Fingers advice maxrandb Nov 2017 #55

Rand Paul is probably a bigger dick at home than at work HAB911 Nov 2017 #56

It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it. greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #60

Sadly, I am guilty.... Kleveland Nov 2017 #61

"Why did Rand Paul's neighbor beat the living shit out of him?" Is Pure Pleasure bagelsforbreakfast Nov 2017 #62

Certainly not politics. mn9driver Nov 2017 #64

I still find it hard to believe Paul mows his own lawn. BannonsLiver Nov 2017 #69

Something is bigly not adding up here. JenniferJuniper Nov 2017 #70

Maybe he's a total asshole B2G Nov 2017 #77

Comparing the injuries to the charge, JenniferJuniper Nov 2017 #78

Who cares? The Republicans are busy pulling off a TRILLION dollar a year heist right now! L. Coyote Nov 2017 #80

Sounds incredibly personal to me. Blue_true Nov 2017 #83

Why no guns? Johnny2X2X Nov 2017 #90