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The Velveteen Ocelot

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31. But you never had a "doctor" claim you were the healthiest person ever,

Reply to PasadenaTrudy (Reply #15)

Tue Nov 7, 2017, 06:24 PM

Nov 2017

and (no offense) your poor eating habits aren't likely to affect the course of national politics.

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Trump "is overweight, loathes exercise, hates fruit, loves steaks, cheeseburgers and fries" [View all] Miles Archer Nov 2017 OP

It's possible Mother Nature will do what Congressional Republicans won't. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2017 #1

That would be god's will and all that Angry Dragon Nov 2017 #5

Time For Thoughts & Prayers Ccarmona Nov 2017 #30

something to think about and pray for? DBoon Nov 2017 #33

Hexes and curses.... Where is my voodoo doll ? magicarpet Nov 2017 #96

Fund an effort to send hm McDonalds gift certificates by the hundreds. AlphaCharley Nov 2017 #128

At first that idea appealed to me Cary Nov 2017 #10

Yes, I agree. LisaM Nov 2017 #57

You are a thinking, caring human being. Cary Nov 2017 #76

THIS. calimary Nov 2017 #118

That would be ideal. GoCubsGo Nov 2017 #105

Not good enough Cary Nov 2017 #110

Only the goood .... CentralMass Nov 2017 #42

Gawd's ways are mysterious indeed Hekate Nov 2017 #136

Eventually this will catch up with him. Dulcinea Nov 2017 #139

Prime for stroke or cardiac arrest. Cattledog Nov 2017 #2

Beyond prime. WinstonSmith4740 Nov 2017 #101

He's gotta have some SERIOUS blood pressure issues! lastlib Nov 2017 #106

Ick. cwydro Nov 2017 #3

The "republican family values" role model is... Achilleaze Nov 2017 #4

I'm 6' 3" and thinner than Trump C_U_L8R Nov 2017 #6

I would put him at 260-265 - definitely not 235 DrDan Nov 2017 #25

He does a good job of hiding his butt most of the time but damn Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #28

.... Marie Marie Nov 2017 #79

The wagon he-dragon........ lastlib Nov 2017 #108

I'm 6'2" and 250lbs ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #32

I agree. nt PCIntern Nov 2017 #35

335-370lbs HipChick Nov 2017 #50

Probably ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #51

Based on my gym buddies.. HipChick Nov 2017 #54

I agree. He may yet beat Taft... tinrobot Nov 2017 #85

Perhaps he's lying about his height ... surrealAmerican Nov 2017 #52

I dont believe he is that tall. spooky3 Nov 2017 #61

Melania being a model helps us jmowreader Nov 2017 #83

Obama is 6'1" and Trump looks about his height. tammywammy Nov 2017 #129

Agreed. And trump probably wears lifts in his shoes. spooky3 Nov 2017 #135

I don't think he's 6'3" cyclonefence Nov 2017 #86

Yeah that's fucking bullshit. If he weighs 236 lbs, I'm Jesus. Drunken Irishman Nov 2017 #131

Exactly. n/t phylny Nov 2017 #138

Those are his best qualities. Horse with no Name Nov 2017 #7

He's 6'2" and is north of 260 pounds Brother Buzz Nov 2017 #8

He's got to be more than 50 pounds overweight. LisaM Nov 2017 #58

I don't disagree Brother Buzz Nov 2017 #80

We sent pretzels to W, maybe we should send cheeseburgers to this idiot. tinrobot Nov 2017 #9

Give theman the food he wants malaise Nov 2017 #11

two scoops of ice cream, coming up! nt ginnyinWI Nov 2017 #63

With chocolate cake and fried applepie malaise Nov 2017 #68

is he a soda drinker too???? bdamomma Nov 2017 #104

Diet Cokes, and he binges on potato chips Miles Archer Nov 2017 #122

Hi there malaise Nov 2017 #123

does he drink or snort the coke? crazycatlady Nov 2017 #124

Ha malaise Nov 2017 #125

time for that ...FBC....the 'floating blood clot'...that can samnsara Nov 2017 #12

NO! a heart attacj is too good for this rat bastard. go for stroke OR DIABETES! pansypoo53219 Nov 2017 #98

Thoughts and prayers. VermontKevin Nov 2017 #13

hehe MoonRiver Nov 2017 #27

Also beautiful chocolate cake and 2 scoops peacebuzzard Nov 2017 #14

So what? PasadenaTrudy Nov 2017 #15

But you never had a "doctor" claim you were the healthiest person ever, The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #31

PRESIDENTS NEED TO BE HEALTHY Skittles Nov 2017 #81

Just give him Miigwech Nov 2017 #16

I don't think you could change him anyway. ginnyinWI Nov 2017 #70

It's been nearly a century since a President (Warren Harding) died of natural causes in office. Aristus Nov 2017 #17

What about FDR? ginnyinWI Nov 2017 #74

Oops! Sorry. You're right! Aristus Nov 2017 #77

Cerebral hemorhage The Blue Flower Nov 2017 #91

Excellent! rock Nov 2017 #18

Fear not - Trump's in good hands left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #19

Every time I see a picture GallopingGhost Nov 2017 #48

All Trump's tests came back positive n/t left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #119

He looks like the kinda guy that'd be selling pills out of his van window. Tarc Nov 2017 #72

geez, I wouldn't want that guy to be my dr. bdamomma Nov 2017 #140

So does this guy have scurvy? Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #20

He gets his vitamin C from ketchup. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #36

Ahh, I do that myself in a pinch. Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #38

Great to hear-give him double portions. jalan48 Nov 2017 #21

He Is At Least 275! DoctorJoJo Nov 2017 #22

275 pounds? or kilos? meow2u3 Nov 2017 #24

I mean, same. WhiskeyGrinder Nov 2017 #23

Satan's Diet. No fruit trees in Hell. Fred Sanders Nov 2017 #26

No way is he 236. He is at least 275+ I'm 6 2" 235 and am svelte in comparison JDC Nov 2017 #29

Taft was the heaviest president, at 300+ pounds Wednesdays Nov 2017 #47

Here's a picture of Taft jmowreader Nov 2017 #87

Taft was a big man bdamomma Nov 2017 #112

To see how good a dresser he was, look at his buttons jmowreader Nov 2017 #121

Thoughts and prayers for a massive coronary. DinahMoeHum Nov 2017 #34

A self-correcting problem ansible Nov 2017 #37

Satan will probably keep him alive for 150 years. bullimiami Nov 2017 #39

Sounds like Mayor Harold Washington of Chicago who died in office. mucifer Nov 2017 #40

Perhaps his goal now is to pull a Harding. robertpaulsen Nov 2017 #41

I have posted this before, but it bears repeating: Kleveland Nov 2017 #45

I would love so much to be able to send him a dozen donuts a day to show my appreciation randr Nov 2017 #43

50 Ha, more like 150 lbs over weight. sarcasmo Nov 2017 #44

I heard about 236 and also it was a lie. That he was really 260. He lies about everything. SandyZ Nov 2017 #46

50 lbs? That's a conservative estimate! Initech Nov 2017 #49

And I'm sure he considers himself a real babe magnet. Vinca Nov 2017 #53

KFC - you're our only hope lame54 Nov 2017 #55

that's funny bdamomma Nov 2017 #114

+1 dalton99a Nov 2017 #117

LOL!!!! Beacool Nov 2017 #127

236? what, with one foot on the scale & one foot on the floor? A-Schwarzenegger Nov 2017 #56

Closer to 275 JenniferJuniper Nov 2017 #59

I always knew Oz was a quack nt benld74 Nov 2017 #60

How can anyone hate fruit? greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #62

Hes a major cardiac accident to happen. kimbutgar Nov 2017 #64

and yet he's how old? woundedkarma Nov 2017 #65

Every day I hope to see him stroke out on live TV Orrex Nov 2017 #66

21 STONES MFM008 Nov 2017 #67

Can you say chronic, explosive diarrhea? stopbush Nov 2017 #69

Well he's definitely full of $h!# how ever you look at it. nt Persondem Nov 2017 #82

I really don't have any idea how he's Libloom Nov 2017 #71

I disagree NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #73

Thoughts and prayers. Historic NY Nov 2017 #75

K&R Scurrilous Nov 2017 #78

Stay the course dalton99a Nov 2017 #84

Nature, kindly step in. And soon. (nt) Paladin Nov 2017 #88

His ass weighs 200 lb. KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2017 #89

He weighs more than that BainsBane Nov 2017 #94

Maybe they meant that his ass ALONE weighs 200 lbs. Buns_of_Fire Nov 2017 #126

Hi, BainsBane...I meant to say his ass ALONE.... KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2017 #130

I remember when Rogue POTUS staff said he gained 60 pounds in 4 months adigal Nov 2017 #90

The guy puts fucking ketchup on well done steaks... EarthFirst Nov 2017 #92

Well, they're dry JenniferJuniper Nov 2017 #95

Keep it up Donny BainsBane Nov 2017 #93

Feed that boy more Fried Taters,,,, Cryptoad Nov 2017 #97

I'm sending my thoughts and prayers bucolic_frolic Nov 2017 #99

oh that's bdamomma Nov 2017 #100

He carries it in his abdomen, not muscle. WinkyDink Nov 2017 #102

...and our tax dollars are keeping him alive... Wounded Bear Nov 2017 #103

Who in their right mind orders a steak well done? egduj Nov 2017 #107

There's no way the Moldy Orange is 6'3'' sandensea Nov 2017 #109

crappy diet, get to work ASAP! certainot Nov 2017 #111

Trump really inspires me to eat vegetables/fruit and do cardio exercise IronLionZion Nov 2017 #113

Trump is the fattest president since Taft. Beacool Nov 2017 #115

YAY ailsagirl Nov 2017 #116

I wonder what his waist measurement is and his % body fat TexasBushwhacker Nov 2017 #120

Well done steaks? IMPEACH! moriah Nov 2017 #132

If he were actually doing his job, he'd be in trouble ecstatic Nov 2017 #133

here ya go mr prez. Just for you! mnmoderatedem Nov 2017 #134

People said the same things about Cheney. D23MIURG23 Nov 2017 #137