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Jesus, Joseph Mary...make it stop HipChick Nov 2017 #1
Now that's a desperate Hail Mary play lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #15
I thought Mary was unknowingly knocked up by some billion-year-old like dude having power over her. TheBlackAdder Nov 2017 #38
Just a re-enactment of the original, nothing to see here, move along ..... Canoe52 Nov 2017 #76
This can not be real... bearsfootball516 Nov 2017 #2
My exact thought JDC Nov 2017 #24
So they deny the virgin birth? greymattermom Nov 2017 #3
Exactly, this does not compute at all, at least for a Catholic. Kingofalldems Nov 2017 #8
As far as I know all Christians believe in immaculate conception ATL Ebony Nov 2017 #21
No . . . gratuitous Nov 2017 #30
Please name one Christian faction that denys the Virgin Birth -- NEVER heard of one ATL Ebony Nov 2017 #34
Did you read the response? "Immaculate Conception" and "Virgin Birth" are not the same event. WhiskeyGrinder Nov 2017 #43
How can you have a virgin birth without an immaculate conception? Achilleaze Nov 2017 #66
Did you read the response? It's all right there. WhiskeyGrinder Nov 2017 #70
OK I'm going to file that detail away Achilleaze Nov 2017 #75
Yes, I did but nevermind -- just asked for one Christian faction that you referenced. Thanks anyway ATL Ebony Nov 2017 #81
No, the Immaculate Conception has nothing to do with sexual intercourse or the lack of it. pnwmom Nov 2017 #77
You could put my entire religious education in a thimble... Laffy Kat Nov 2017 #32
Baptists believe Mary didn't remain a virgin for life. Mariana Nov 2017 #71
Boom! Maybe Moore should read that Bobble thang he thumps so lovingly. lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #18
As practiced by Christians, the Bible is like a buffet... Pick the parts you like and ignore the res keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #50
Lol wryter2000 Nov 2017 #65
What?!!! madashelltoo Nov 2017 #4
Ugh! Madam45for2923 Nov 2017 #5
LOL janterry Nov 2017 #6
No angrychair Nov 2017 #26
That's why.... SergeStorms Nov 2017 #61
they probably think women should still be having babies in Motley13 Nov 2017 #7
Does the bible say how old Mary and Joseph were? Kaleva Nov 2017 #9
No. n/t sarge43 Nov 2017 #67
Not even denying it. mac56 Nov 2017 #10
Ah ditn dewit and it were perfekly OK iff'n ah diyad. lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #19
What a nut! oasis Nov 2017 #41
So Roy Moore is now Joseph. Kingofalldems Nov 2017 #11
so the implication is that it was alright for moore to sexually assault teenagers.... spanone Nov 2017 #12
Heck, the pioneers took 13 year old brides! forgotmylogin Nov 2017 #28
Didn't Jesus have 2 Dads? FSogol Nov 2017 #13
Jesus angrychair Nov 2017 #25
Sent himself to save the others Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #33
You nailed it!! They_Live Nov 2017 #49
Ha!!! paleotn Nov 2017 #60
Cue Ray Stevens rpannier Nov 2017 #74
He thinks a lot of himself doesn't he? underpants Nov 2017 #14
It's funny 'cuz it's blasphemous. Coventina Nov 2017 #16
I knew it! So predictable Stuckinthebush Nov 2017 #17
so mary had a fling with god behind joseph's back. which 10 commandments applies to that? nt msongs Nov 2017 #20
Joseph on his wedding night. Yavin4 Nov 2017 #29
Beautiful! SergeStorms Nov 2017 #63
I think he missed a bit of religious school -- where Mary was a virgin karynnj Nov 2017 #22
Wow, just wow.. denbot Nov 2017 #23
My eyes are rolling into the back of my head. Doreen Nov 2017 #27
Yay for Christianity Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #31
State auditor is a nut. trof Nov 2017 #35
Please be satire Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #36
Only a fellow pedophile Takket Nov 2017 #37
Where in the New Testament does it actually say how old Mary was? PoindexterOglethorpe Nov 2017 #39
GOP logic: all women are sluts by nature Nevernose Nov 2017 #44
You gotta be kidding me. oasis Nov 2017 #40
So, to defend a guy who fucks children, he claims Jesus's dad fucked children, too? Iggo Nov 2017 #42
Judicious and lapidary synthesis syringis Nov 2017 #46
It boils down to they say you're not a pedophile/abuser if you are a RepubliCON candidate. . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2017 #45
I thought God was supposed to be Jesus' dad Progressive dog Nov 2017 #47
So, Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler knows for a fact that Jesus' father really liked young girls. dalton99a Nov 2017 #48
What's next with these clowns?! paleotn Nov 2017 #51
Don't go there! SergeStorms Nov 2017 #68
Watch out!! volstork Nov 2017 #73
Noah's Daughters erpowers Nov 2017 #78
That was Lot, but the principle is the same. Crunchy Frog Nov 2017 #82
Republican/right wing religious family values keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #52
Its 2017 and we are living in The Twilight Zone Pepsidog Nov 2017 #53
Some one has a high opinion of themselves... yuiyoshida Nov 2017 #54
The Bible thumpers got their Bible story wrong. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #55
And no mention of her age. TNNurse Nov 2017 #59
That's just SOFA-KING disgusting, even for a Republican! SergeStorms Nov 2017 #56
Mary may have been a teenager, but wasn't Jesus' conception "immaculate"? George II Nov 2017 #57
For FUCKS sake... (nt) ehrnst Nov 2017 #58
Fuck I'm for stoning his ass............... Historic NY Nov 2017 #62
...Joseph was actually the stepfather in that scenario... Ken Burch Nov 2017 #64
Defenders are saying, "So what if he did something illegal, he's a man and she's a woman." L. Coyote Nov 2017 #69
OY VEY Podkayne K Nov 2017 #72
Behold the face of the Lord of Lies. McCamy Taylor Nov 2017 #79
so I guess that justifies ANY grown man molesting a 14 year old girl? mnmoderatedem Nov 2017 #80
So he is both the man and the woman? AllyCat Nov 2017 #83
Well now he is Jesus: Kingofalldems Nov 2017 #84
I need to barf. AllyCat Nov 2017 #85
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