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JHB

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21. That requires a pretty poor memory...
Sat Nov 11, 2017, 01:22 PM
Nov 2017

Kinda like not recalling if you ate any food when you get handed the check.

“What’s this here charge, boy?”

“For the six bottles of champagne and three bottles of whiskey your party drank.”

“Now see here, son, we’re God-fearing Christians, we don’t drink likker.”

“There’s a picture on your phone of one of your toasts, drinks raised. You asked the waitress to take it.”

**delete** “ Well, now you’re just lyin’, boy. Ain’t no picture here.”

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Why, I'll bet he can't even remember what office he's running for DFW Nov 2017 #1
I must have a good memory get the red out Nov 2017 #2
Funny thing about that DFW Nov 2017 #6
The 10 Commandments don't prohibit raping underage girls, so he's good. CottonBear Nov 2017 #3
This is the first step in his withdrawing from the race JDC Nov 2017 #4
Just for fun... Dale Neiburg Nov 2017 #5
Wait....there's more... Tanuki Nov 2017 #7
Who saw that coming? Squinch Nov 2017 #8
Liars keep shifting their story. First he denies, now he "can't remember." nt Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #9
Yup, yup, can't keep the "story" straight... liar, liar, pants on fire!!! InAbLuEsTaTe Nov 2017 #16
Next it will be they were "just friends". nt Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #17
Says every criminal since time immemorial! It's Intro to Criminal 101. Madam45for2923 Nov 2017 #10
The swarmy, sweaty little POS must know there's more dirt on him "out there." MoonRiver Nov 2017 #11
It's tough when you leave the "Minors" and get in the "Biglys." yallerdawg Nov 2017 #12
GOP supports Sex with 10 - 14 year old girls. UCmeNdc Nov 2017 #13
If a 30 yr old Man takes a 10 - 14 years old girl out and removes their clothing he is a pedophile! UCmeNdc Nov 2017 #14
so many underaged little girls driven to 'house in the woods', he doesn't remember.(about 1975 yrs?) Sunlei Nov 2017 #15
Oopsy- fork time JCMach1 Nov 2017 #18
Guilty. (nt) Paladin Nov 2017 #19
"he would seek permission from a girls mother before he would try to date her." yellowcanine Nov 2017 #20
That requires a pretty poor memory... JHB Nov 2017 #21
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