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JoeOtterbein

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25. And Muscle Shoals was supposed to read Mussels Screwed!

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It's worse than we thought....Looks like Moore did not limit himself to only people....... [View all] dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 OP

Clams? roamer65 Nov 2017 #1

Very shellfish of you. nt. Amimnoch Nov 2017 #102

... CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2017 #2

He is kind of a chowder head.... Kleveland Nov 2017 #3

Ohhh......good one! dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #13

That's so bad... 3catwoman3 Nov 2017 #41

"Sex Clams"? hatrack Nov 2017 #4

* Snort* cough cough. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #16

Lemme guess, it's an oral experience. L. Coyote Nov 2017 #29

I cannot unsee that. MontanaMama Nov 2017 #50

Here you go: Ken Burch Nov 2017 #75

Breaking sales records under Trump. L. Coyote Nov 2017 #90

He seems to have an erection.... magicarpet Nov 2017 #45

In fact, he's clam-Moore-ing for it...... lastlib Nov 2017 #82

Is that a "gooey duck" clam? Pachamama Nov 2017 #47

The Pacific geoduck, yep. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #56

That's just wrong lillypaddle Nov 2017 #80

Lol copy editing is a lost art. SweetieD Nov 2017 #5

Did they hire the person who deleted Trump's Twitter account to edit the headlines? csziggy Nov 2017 #78

I went to a party like that once marylandblue Nov 2017 #6

Too funny Raine Nov 2017 #7

Jam out with your clam out? ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #8

Just in case anyone needs a refresher (not taught in AL science classes!!) Sancho Nov 2017 #9

I think the last clam is just a myth. moriah Nov 2017 #62

Except in Alabama, looks like. n/t dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #95

Did anyone in Alabama even notice the error? old guy Nov 2017 #10

Haven't heard yet. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #19

Isnt it Mussel Shoals? Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #40

Yep, you are correct. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #52

Great book....The True Adventures of The Rolling Stones Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #55

True, Fame is abandon but.. aren't The Swampers still going at Muscle Shoals Studio? pangaia Nov 2017 #70

Might be... dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #89

People are calling in, asking how young those sex clams are. L. Coyote Nov 2017 #30

Oh, I do so hope that... 3catwoman3 Nov 2017 #44

He only likes the young ones that should be thrown back into the bay. roamer65 Nov 2017 #11

Bwahahahahahaha! TheDebbieDee Nov 2017 #12

Roy is coming! Run! Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #14

... RKP5637 Nov 2017 #17

Oh, that is tooo much! dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #20

Ivar's Acres of Clams, Seattle WA. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #23

I know Ivar's, of course, being born and raised there... dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #54

I didn't think Ivar's customerserviceguy Nov 2017 #107

Ivars!!!! nolabear Nov 2017 #38

Like a good Christian, Beakybird Nov 2017 #15

Winner.. winner.. if the funniest thread. EVAH !! pangaia Nov 2017 #36

...a down payment of clams Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #18

Please tell me Bob Loblaw Nov 2017 #21

Can't say, but..... lastlib Nov 2017 #83

Anyone still wondering why Republicans do so well there? Yavin4 Nov 2017 #22

Gone clamming for the evening, Roy! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #24

And Muscle Shoals was supposed to read Mussels Screwed! JoeOtterbein Nov 2017 #25

Proof reading is easy when all ur readers are Dyslexic !!! Cryptoad Nov 2017 #26

Moore banned from Pismo Beach! ThoughtCriminal Nov 2017 #27

Don't judge! Snarkoleptic Nov 2017 #28

Hope he gets crabs. LOL. Laffy Kat Nov 2017 #31

OMG Lifelong Protester Nov 2017 #32

Bearded variety? hay rick Nov 2017 #33

You asked so I didn't have to. n/t rzemanfl Nov 2017 #101

Are they served with lemons and butter, or KY Jelly? nt procon Nov 2017 #34

. Takket Nov 2017 #35

Watch out Sex Clam, Roy's coming... AnotherMother4Peace Nov 2017 #49

This is the funniest thread i have ever seen here..and there have been some duzys. pangaia Nov 2017 #37

+1000 Pachamama Nov 2017 #46

Too funny. So he's a child molester, & into sex clams. AnotherMother4Peace Nov 2017 #39

Sounds fishy to me. edbermac Nov 2017 #42

He was a Pisces Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #59

He was sitting in his office on that drizzly afternoon, The_jackalope Nov 2017 #65

That was aces! Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #67

People of a certain age The_jackalope Nov 2017 #76

Lock your wigs, let the air out of your shoes, and prepare yourself for Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #94

Nice. You gotta start young if you're gonna stick it out. The_jackalope Nov 2017 #96

Cool! I remember the good old days, when Id put on that wide belt Gabi Hayes Nov 2017 #97

Such funny replies have me crying I'm laughing so hard blueinredohio Nov 2017 #43

RU bivalve curious? L. Coyote Nov 2017 #48

Does this have anything to do with herpes oysters? NotASurfer Nov 2017 #51

Are clams male/female or bisexual/asexual? keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #53

Yes. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #57

This thread will go down in DU history.... lastlib Nov 2017 #58

It was a team effort, indeed. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #61

How do we save it? Pin it? Whatever.. pangaia Nov 2017 #69

You can bookmark it..... lastlib Nov 2017 #71

Moore's a bi(valve)sexual? DRoseDARs Nov 2017 #60

Is that a love mussel? Ohiya Nov 2017 #98

That is a geoduck (pronounced "gooey-duck" derived from a Native American word). DRoseDARs Nov 2017 #100

No wonder he's clamming up. Historic NY Nov 2017 #63

Geoduck! SeattleVet Nov 2017 #64

Delicious sashimi.... pangaia Nov 2017 #68

I thought oysters were the aphrodisiacs bitterross Nov 2017 #66

OK, how does his pastor defend this with the bible's scripture? Doreen Nov 2017 #72

Someone needs to start a band called "Sex Clams" now! Initech Nov 2017 #73

There's probably a punk group called that somewhere in New England. Ken Burch Nov 2017 #77

It could be "Roy and the Sex Clams." L. Coyote Nov 2017 #85

I thought "Sex Clams" was a Spinal Tap song. progressoid Nov 2017 #104

Gives the phrase "Roll Tide!" a scary new meaning. Ken Burch Nov 2017 #74

Could he get chlamydia from that? edbermac Nov 2017 #79

This thread is too good malaise Nov 2017 #81

LOL, but I was expecting something of the ovine persuasion. Vinca Nov 2017 #84

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a sexy bivalve is a perv. L. Coyote Nov 2017 #86

Bravo!!!! Bravo! Author. author!!! dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #99

Did the republican pedophile have permission from the clam's mother? Achilleaze Nov 2017 #87

I had a case of clams when I was a college freshman in '69. panader0 Nov 2017 #88

I am not touching that... MineralMan Nov 2017 #91

Is anybody really surprised that he's a shellfish lover? n/t sl8 Nov 2017 #92

So, ol' Roy is "curious-bi"(valve)? Nt Atticus Nov 2017 #93

Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day Bradshaw3 Nov 2017 #103

Elvis Presley - Do The Clam Donkees Nov 2017 #105

Ol Roy could find himself in a real pinch... Orange Free State Nov 2017 #106

Glad I found this thread the link in the lounge JonLP24 Nov 2017 #108

Facebook likes are sending traffic too. L. Coyote Nov 2017 #109