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Buns_of_Fire

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7. Win a night in the White House!
Sun Nov 26, 2017, 09:18 AM
Nov 2017
EAT! What the president eats! (Your choice of Original Recipe or Extra Crispy!)

GET! THREE scoops of ice cream!

MEET! Donald Trump! Jared Kushner! Ivanka Trump! (Availability subject to indictments.)

SLEEP! On the ACTUAL couch in the OVAL OFFICE that KellyAnne put her feet on!

CRAP! In the ACTUAL toilet that the president uses for tweeting!

PLAY! A game of Chutes and Ladders with THE PRESIDENT! (Availability subject to indictment.)

GET A PICTURE! Of you with a GENUINE life-size cutout of THE PRESIDENT!

TAKE HOME! A FREE MAGA HAT! (Autographed, add $24.95. Autographed by THE PRESIDENT, add $59.95.)

Raffle tickets only $500 each! Buy more and win often! Drawings held monthly! Make checks payable to The Trump Organization! No refunds!

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