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nocalflea

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41. Don't despair. The deep state has this covered.

Mon Nov 27, 2017, 02:37 PM

Nov 2017

Agent in place !
Finally payback for Benedict Arnolding us .

First objective : silencing those chaos agents known as corgis.

Second objective : producing beautiful heirs to the throne.

Third objective: trimming the Prince of Wales' ears (oops the shears slipped).

Fourth objective : Send the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and their children on a state visit to British Virgin Islands (family last seen on sailboat nearing the Bermuda triangle).

Fifth objective : Sit back and wait.

Sixth objective: King Harry tours the U.S. ( Denali National Park, inebriated King attacked by Grizzly while pissing in snowbank).

Upon his majority, King Barry successfully petitions the Prime Minister and Parliament to officially change "Guy Hawks Day" to " Benedict Arnold and all those other Treasonweasels Day"

Farage, Trump and Assange become the top selling effigys.

On July 4th,2039 - King Barry declares the end of the British Monarchy in stirring address to the nation, " Promoting inherited wealth and social status is soooo 21st century thinking. Now excuse me , I have a barbecue to attend. "

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I detest all monarchies and I mean all [View all] malaise Nov 2017 OP

I'll raise a glass to that! MineralMan Nov 2017 #1

LOL underthematrix Nov 2017 #2

Tired of royals in 1776. Really sick of them now. Please go away. kairos12 Nov 2017 #3

Technically speaking, our Pesident is a monarch... Rollo Nov 2017 #102

When he fires Mueller and SCOTUS agrees, we will have a tyrant. kairos12 Nov 2017 #103

The monarchy is great for tourism Cicada Nov 2017 #4

So was the CIvil War according to the momument loving and pro-slavery malaise Nov 2017 #5

The royal family do not kill people nor enslave them Cicada Nov 2017 #9

The royals and kings of England Farmer-Rick Nov 2017 #23

The sins of the father shall not be visited upon the son Cicada Nov 2017 #38

But then the wealth of the father gained through sin Farmer-Rick Nov 2017 #48

Just try to think about what the royals must do Cicada Nov 2017 #81

Because boring ceremonies can't be performed by anyone? And castles by themselves attract tourists Farmer-Rick Nov 2017 #111

Did you see Harry in his Nazi uniform when in his 20s? And he calls Muslims "rag heads" adigal Nov 2017 #71

Uh... historically, not true Stryst Nov 2017 #25

We firebombed Dresden. My dad to blame? Cicada Nov 2017 #39

That particular member of the royal family has jmowreader Nov 2017 #35

Mixed race Bride HipChick Nov 2017 #7

Kate targeted William and nabbed him Cicada Nov 2017 #12

Targeted and nabbed? Tipperary Nov 2017 #49

Yes, it is. It is not a bad thing, it is a glorious wonderful thing. Cicada Nov 2017 #50

Wow. Tipperary Nov 2017 #51

I would give you odds that I am right tho I can not prove it. Cicada Nov 2017 #52

You do know she switched colleges once he said he was going there, right? Cicada Nov 2017 #53

No, she did not switch colleges. cwydro Nov 2017 #60

The Daily Mail Sep 1 2013 Cicada Nov 2017 #61

She entered as a freshman at St Andrews. cwydro Nov 2017 #62

Gap year precedes freshman year Cicada Nov 2017 #76

Erm ... Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #91

think Arianna Huffington Cicada Nov 2017 #55

I find that comment to be insulting to both of them. cwydro Nov 2017 #57

Once upon a time I would have agreed Cicada Nov 2017 #58

Oh lordie. cwydro Nov 2017 #59

Millions wanted him, one got him. Accident? Cicada Nov 2017 #66

Omg. cwydro Nov 2017 #67

Also mixed-race groom, through his descent from Queen Charlotte Glorfindel Nov 2017 #14

Interesting, thanks ! nt eppur_se_muova Nov 2017 #28

That is interesting. I never knew that. I wonder if more will be made of it now that smirkymonkey Nov 2017 #30

Those are the names of William and Kate's colorado_ufo Nov 2017 #46

Ha! So they are. I hadn't thought of that. Good catch. Glorfindel Nov 2017 #47

And they take the pressure off the political leader not fooled Nov 2017 #22

No, it's not. That is what they tell you. If true, France would have NO tourism, and they are #1 in adigal Nov 2017 #69

They sell a lot of newspapers and magazines too n/t TexasBushwhacker Nov 2017 #106

Didn't we have a war in 1776 so we didn't have to deal w/the fake idea that people can ... Botany Nov 2017 #6

Well then we'll both have to turn off our TVs malaise Nov 2017 #8

Boy I can't wait to see what the young lady's dress will look like. Botany Nov 2017 #10

ROFL malaise Nov 2017 #15

And when will the first baby prince or princess arrive??? MoonRiver Nov 2017 #16

She will be 37 by the time a first baby arrives, if it does. smirkymonkey Nov 2017 #32

There are no succession issues, so they could adopt .... VMA131Marine Nov 2017 #54

It is her second wedding, so will she wear white, a long veil, etc??? adigal Nov 2017 #73

Unlikely. They may only have a civil ceremony TexasBushwhacker Nov 2017 #105

No. That conflict was due to the crown deciding to make the American colonies LanternWaste Nov 2017 #11

I don't know I think Count Chocula has been an ok ruler for Chocsylvania el_bryanto Nov 2017 #13

I had to look that up malaise Nov 2017 #45

Any excuse to play "God Save the Queen" NotASurfer Nov 2017 #17

Win geardaddy Nov 2017 #18

BwaaaaaaaaaaaaahHahaha malaise Nov 2017 #21

Me too! Butterflylady Nov 2017 #19

Looks like they are a very happy couple, and I wish them the best. PatrickforO Nov 2017 #20

Nice work if you can get it anymore dalton99a Nov 2017 #24

the British monarchy still exists because the... jg10003 Nov 2017 #26

Exactly! EffieBlack Nov 2017 #33

Both brothers seem like cool guys. Dave Starsky Nov 2017 #37

Earn their keep?? Really? Did you miss when William and Harry both whined about being royal?? adigal Nov 2017 #79

William did fewer events because he had a full time job as an ambulance helicopter pilot EffieBlack Nov 2017 #100

Crickets EffieBlack Nov 2017 #104

"the monarchy is a result of democracy" Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #74

That was an excellent post malaise Nov 2017 #95

Thanks! Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #96

I saw that malaise Nov 2017 #97

But you must like their monarchy better than our monarchy. Vinca Nov 2017 #27

Do you like Harry in his Nazi uniform or William in his Native outfit better? adigal Nov 2017 #82

Do I need to provide you with a road map to locate your sense of humor? Vinca Nov 2017 #109

a dumb move melm00se Nov 2017 #110

Awwww... eppur_se_muova Nov 2017 #29

You win the thread malaise Nov 2017 #56

Haha yes. Oneironaut Nov 2017 #31

I believe the monarchy is a back-up LeftInTX Nov 2017 #40

Ohhh ok - thanks Oneironaut Nov 2017 #42

That's wonderful! ananda Nov 2017 #34

USA has made its own royal families... TomVilmer Nov 2017 #36

Don't despair. The deep state has this covered. nocalflea Nov 2017 #41

I will take their Queen over our Court Jester in a heartbeat. edbermac Nov 2017 #43

Monarchies are good, because they always decline and are replaced by oligarchies. FarCenter Nov 2017 #44

I like Harry. He's one smart egg to fall for Meghan. Royals are lucky to applegrove Nov 2017 #63

Well Groper Don the Con will be pissed at all the attention they willl receive malaise Nov 2017 #64

Did not think of that. Can the royal family not invite a President of the United States? We applegrove Nov 2017 #65

Of course they can malaise Nov 2017 #70

William and Kate didn't invite the Obamas, who were in office nt adigal Nov 2017 #84

Okay. Good to know. applegrove Nov 2017 #99

You like Lazy Harry the nazi??? adigal Nov 2017 #83

I'm really "Meh" on her...a successful woman, giving up her entire life for Nazi uniform wearing guy adigal Nov 2017 #68

Isn't that the cold hard truth malaise Nov 2017 #72

That is so true!! The only story I liked for my daughter was Beauty and the Beast adigal Nov 2017 #75

That's wonderful malaise Nov 2017 #77

You're saying ... Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #78

I don't think Meghan could have done much better if money and fame are important to her adigal Nov 2017 #80

Given the state of the UK at the moment, I suspect this will be grabbed at as a feelgood moment. Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #86

True about the animosity, but I can't get past that Nazi uniform....and he wasn't a child adigal Nov 2017 #88

Aside from the brutal history of English imperialism, panader0 Nov 2017 #85

Yeah. Generally, I dont' give a shit about this. GoCubsGo Nov 2017 #87

So you call wearing a Nazi uniform for fun an "incident of stupidity"? adigal Nov 2017 #89

You are entitled to your opinion. GoCubsGo Nov 2017 #98

Thank you. EffieBlack Nov 2017 #101

It was extremely stupid and he was pretty young then steve2470 Nov 2017 #108

Mom, is that you? trixie2 Nov 2017 #90

LOL malaise Nov 2017 #93

We used to be a semblance of a democracy Beakybird Nov 2017 #92

I will join in criticizing monarchy as soon as my democracy pulls its shit together Bucky Nov 2017 #94

I kind of liked Leonardo, king of Bongo Congo. Sneederbunk Nov 2017 #107