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Dave Starsky

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48. McDonald's has never offered a chocolate malted.

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 08:36 AM

Dec 2017

You can even see what all their menu items are, and their ingredients, on their website.

We aren't the only ones scratching our heads about this. Either the writer of the original article made a mistake, or Trump doesn't know what he's talking about. My money is on the latter.

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I ate Trump's absurd, 2,430-calorie McDonald's order and it was even worse than I imagined [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2017 OP

Never have I been so glad that McDonalds food is so bad for you Orrex Dec 2017 #1

Yet another reason Mueller needs to hurry NightWatcher Dec 2017 #3

I couldn't have choked down the shake wryter2000 Dec 2017 #2

I ordered a shake from McDonalds a few months ago LeftInTX Dec 2017 #4

I usually limit myself to their breakfasts as well Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2017 #44

Fast Food Nation no_hypocrisy Dec 2017 #5

My immediate family, no matter how healthy they live, keep dying off young. Even my cat Guy Whitey Corngood Dec 2017 #6

What, no fries? Freddie Dec 2017 #7

No ay I could eat all that. And Im not a little eater but a Quarter pounder, fries and a shake would TeamPooka Dec 2017 #8

When MSN start this Slides crap? underpants Dec 2017 #9

It's copied from better sites, but it's from LEWANDOWSKI'S book. Hortensis Dec 2017 #19

McDonalds doesnt serve malts. Ever. So if Corey wrote this hes just lying. anneboleyn Dec 2017 #58

Didn't pick up on that. :) The play places are the only Hortensis Dec 2017 #59

Big Macs + Filet-O-Fish mealan uncouth person's "Surf and Turf." GoCubsGo Dec 2017 #10

I believe that's called the McSurf And Turf. Initech Dec 2017 #13

There you go. Low Class Surf and Turf. Thor_MN Dec 2017 #47

Just visualizing tr-dump snorting and farting.... magicarpet Dec 2017 #11

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy... Initech Dec 2017 #15

I know MFM008 Dec 2017 #17

Want fries with that? brooklynite Dec 2017 #12

For dessert, one thin mint ... eppur_se_muova Dec 2017 #14

LOL - reminded me of a scene from Animal House diva77 Dec 2017 #28

Years ago I ate McDs titaniumsalute Dec 2017 #16

I do like the fish but..... louis-t Dec 2017 #24

Since when does McD do malted milkshakes? OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #18

I was wondering the same thing. johnp3907 Dec 2017 #27

McDonald's has never offered a chocolate malted. Dave Starsky Dec 2017 #48

They do NOT offer malts. Only milkshakes. And their shakes are already blended when they arrive anneboleyn Dec 2017 #55

Exactly. Dave Starsky Dec 2017 #56

Well that's what I thought... OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #60

How cone the name McDonald Trump hasn't stuck to him yet? The_jackalope Dec 2017 #20

You may be the first person who's suggested calling him "McDonald". Ken Burch Dec 2017 #23

Anybody else wondering why he doesn't get fries with that? Ken Burch Dec 2017 #21

He's trying to watch his fat? eom Frustratedlady Dec 2017 #52

He's such a glutton. He can't even eat a normal fast food meal, it has to be smirkymonkey Dec 2017 #22

Maybe all that grease is going straight to his head. Initech Dec 2017 #25

Actually, I think he saves it up for Eric and Don Jr's heads. smirkymonkey Dec 2017 #36

I guess he never saw Super Size Me DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #26

time for a sequel: Long term effects of eating McD's starring _______ diva77 Dec 2017 #31

TRUMP DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #37

When summer comes he can picnic outside while staring at the sun. Girard442 Dec 2017 #29

Quick! Someone suggest that to him! lunatica Dec 2017 #32

Better yet, tell him Hillary said it was a bad thing. Girard442 Dec 2017 #34

And Obama said so as well Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2017 #42

Gracious Lord, let nature take its course. Just as soon as possible. (nt) Paladin Dec 2017 #30

Naturally I handicapped the fast food world correctly Awsi Dooger Dec 2017 #33

I love McDonalds....sue me, Im an eighties kid and still miss Grimace and the fry girls.... Docreed2003 Dec 2017 #35

Only TWO Big Macs? More, more, he's still not satisfied! Buns_of_Fire Dec 2017 #38

Its a *watching a Trump speech* simulator! Oneironaut Dec 2017 #39

There is no way I could eat any of that. Taste aside, that is just too much food. Tipperary Dec 2017 #40

I like the filet of fish left-of-center2012 Dec 2017 #41

Maybe 6 times a year. When on the road and nothing better near. GulfCoast66 Dec 2017 #43

Grease it up, fucker Blue Owl Dec 2017 #45

Wouldn't half of the food be cold and disgusting by the time he finished ecstatic Dec 2017 #46

When my son was a teenager, he worked at McD's Tracer Dec 2017 #49

Are you still in ICU ? spanone Dec 2017 #50

since everything related to Trump seems to be a fabrication-- ginnyinWI Dec 2017 #51

McDonalds has never offered malts (only shakes). I dont think the writer knew he was making anneboleyn Dec 2017 #57

Does Pussy Grabber REALLY eat all that shit in one sitting? BigDemVoter Dec 2017 #53

Some years ago Turbineguy Dec 2017 #54

I like to eat, but CanonRay Dec 2017 #61

That's why he has such a lard ass book_worm Dec 2017 #62