So Now Touching In Any Way Shape Or Form Is The Bar - I Am Going To Hurl

[Bettie]

15. NEVER make a home made porno

if you break up with that person or if someone else gets hold of it, you are automatically guilty, no matter how consensual it was at the time.

In fact, don't have any sort of physical contact with another human being without a notarized, witnessed, and very detailed contact expressing exactly what kind of contact is acceptable and then an affidavit signed after said contact (with notary and witnesses) to verify that the contact was precisely what was allowable under the contract.

And even then, you're probably just better off never touching another human being.