Here's what happened when I called Senator Kirsten Gillibrand's office re: Al Franken

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69. Were you trying to link to a news article?

I don't see a list of anybody, but it seems you want me to look at a news article?

But, may I say you're so sweet to think of the children, I'm sure you have a kind heart.

Thanks for reminding me that the GOP are a bunch of little devils, doing all kinds of horrible things and playing all sorts of dirty tricks.

Also, big thanks for reminding me that some behavior is more inherently bad than other behavior.

Like how sexual assault is worse than sexual harassment which is worse than boorish behavior, which is worse than telling a dirty joke that makes someone uncomfortable which is worse than touching someone's waist during a selfie, which is worse than the guy who accidently touched my breast while we were standing in the sandwich line at a holiday work party. He and I both felt really bad about that. Even tho I was uncomfortable, I didn't demand he be fired. In fact, I didn't even bring it up. I stayed silent.

So anyway, some of the differences of what constitutes each of the offenses I noted are spelled out in laws, some in HR policy manuals, and each nuance has a proportional punishment. Some of it doesn't even have a punishment because it's just normal human interaction that gets awkward.

I am not sure what the punishment is for falling head first into a GOP dirty trick set up by Roger Stone and a friend of Sean Hannity. But I'm sure I will feel punished by it in Minnesota, even tho I'm not the one who fell head first.

In fact, I'm not even sure it's against the law to fall for those rascaly GOP tricks. But it probably should be, seeing how Minnesota is gonna get bombarded with GOP b.s. soon. And mother russia has not stopped her meddling, or even been punished for in during COUP 2016, so who even knows how they will attack again.