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brewens

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25. I'm planning to throw this in the face of Republicans the next time a bond issue

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 09:37 AM

Jul 2012

comes up for a new high school. I'm generally in favor of the new school but it will never pass so I might as well have some fun. My posts or letter to the editor might be something like this.

"Just what is the new school for? Republicans don't even want to teach history or science anymore unless it's phony science or history invented in Texas! Why build a new school just to crank out some half-wit that only thinks what it gits learnt to think by FOX "News" or hate radio? Why even teach a piece of crap like that to read?"

Maybe we can have special "Jethro" schools for conservative kids? Graduate them at 12 and then the right-wingers can put them to work in the mines or maybe as a houseboy for Rush Limbaugh.

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The most frightening sentence this side of a Stephen King novel [View all] NNN0LHI Jul 2012 OP

Texas Spacemom Jul 2012 #1

i used to live cindyperry2010 Jul 2012 #26

Welcome to Kentucky. Been here all my life. :-( nt Comrade_McKenzie Jul 2012 #46

i am originally from ky been cindyperry2010 Jul 2012 #47

I used to live in Texas, too, Blue_In_AK Jul 2012 #73

i know i was like cindyperry2010 Jul 2012 #81

I no longer live in Texas, chervilant Jul 2012 #72

hugs, spacemom. any place that has a lot of republicans is this place. roguevalley Jul 2012 #83

Makes for good little republicans. n/t wandy Jul 2012 #2

But, yanno, as long as they can keep importing doctors from India and nurses from the Phillipines... Systematic Chaos Jul 2012 #3

They do not want their children smarter than they are Angry Dragon Jul 2012 #4

Gimme that ole time religion, it's good enuff for me! ChairmanAgnostic Jul 2012 #5

My fanatically religious mother always says to me "You know too much." NNN0LHI Jul 2012 #6

My former mother in law told me JNelson6563 Jul 2012 #7

I'm glad to see the 'former' DiverDave Jul 2012 #11

LOL! Giggling (more like cackling here). I've heard almost the same, but coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #34

They take pride in begging forgiveness for doubting their faith. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #8

Cool! DiverDave Jul 2012 #14

That was amazing! LeftishBrit Jul 2012 #18

This blows my mind (and I consider myself fairly literate coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #35

I did what you suggested DiverDave Jul 2012 #97

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Surely (and dont call you shirley?? DiverDave Jul 2012 #104

That is awesome! Thanks for posting. 1monster Jul 2012 #45

The Total Perspective Vortex. Crunchy Frog Jul 2012 #77

You might know of this, but if not enjoy some Monty Python from the 80's CRH Jul 2012 #78

"bugger all down here on earth" in the NASA video Beartracks Jul 2012 #84

Yeah Thats Him, you caught that, ... CRH Jul 2012 #98

Yes indeed! Beartracks Jul 2012 #99

any chance you can share a link to this? Dan Jul 2012 #51

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Right click on the image. silverweb Jul 2012 #67

Funny thing..my family said same thing. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #31

My Fundamentalist mother tells me that I'm too intelligent for my own good. And slyly remarks that 1monster Jul 2012 #40

good thing this idiocy will never be implemented..... madrchsod Jul 2012 #9

We're at the dawn of the Neoinquisitionists. nt valerief Jul 2012 #10

OMG! dgibby Jul 2012 #62

I actually thought of it myself, but after I did a search on it, I found it all over the web. Ha! nt valerief Jul 2012 #82

sounds like Texass ThomThom Jul 2012 #12

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I'm firmly convinced LBJ insisted on getting NASA to operate out of Houston Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #22

the ministers know the truth lambiepie Jul 2012 #59

They don't believe in Evolution dgibby Jul 2012 #63

This is what the Republicans think; the Texans were just stupid enough to actually say it. Chemisse Jul 2012 #15

This could produce more people stating at trial, "It was God's wil/plan/misdirection huh 2on2u Jul 2012 #16

Just wow LeftishBrit Jul 2012 #17

"fixed belief" is a euphemism for religion. Odin2005 Jul 2012 #43

Soo true!! Mental flexibility NOT allowed!! n/t hue Jul 2012 #50

Yep... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2012 #60

re:The most frightening sentence this side of a Stephen King novel allan01 Jul 2012 #19

these trivialities are not their concern! Forcing women to deliver babies after rape or at risk hue Jul 2012 #24

A thinking serf is an uppity serf. hobbit709 Jul 2012 #20

What happens when the parents are gone? Renew Deal Jul 2012 #21

and I think this is the foundation for mental illness-->no introspection or humility & ability to hue Jul 2012 #23

You can bet that while the Texas pols. are tossing out this crap they've got their fingers in the xtraxritical Jul 2012 #85

I'm planning to throw this in the face of Republicans the next time a bond issue brewens Jul 2012 #25

And this is where school textbooks come from! BlueToTheBone Jul 2012 #27

Don't they come from the Texas School Book Depository? Cooley Hurd Jul 2012 #28

Repository. Yes. BlueToTheBone Jul 2012 #41

oh... gasp... handmade34 Jul 2012 #29

Of course people who cannot think critically CanonRay Jul 2012 #30

And some people who CAN think critically.... bvar22 Jul 2012 #48

You want them just smart enough to push the pedal raouldukelives Jul 2012 #74

Uneducated, illiterate people Stainless Jul 2012 #32

Unbelievable. I saw it on Colbert too. Nine Jul 2012 #33

I became an Atheist Stainless Jul 2012 #36

So there you have it - the Texas Republican party officially opposes critical thinking. Initech Jul 2012 #37

"Undermining Parental Authority" = Undermining Authoritarian Religion. Odin2005 Jul 2012 #38

Too Late! bvar22 Jul 2012 #39

I teach history at a small college in Texas Historyprof77132 Jul 2012 #42

seeing how my kids have gone thru the texas education program in a very red environment, i will say, seabeyond Jul 2012 #44

"Although it is not true that all xxqqqzme Jul 2012 #49

I'm a utilitarian at heart, the most good for the most people. xtraxritical Jul 2012 #86

Shrubs weapon against Bin Laden orpupilofnature57 Jul 2012 #52

One of my very best friends has moved from Texas...... PDJane Jul 2012 #53

It must be hard for intelligent caring people orpupilofnature57 Jul 2012 #54

These dogmatists are true flat-earthers,but the entire US public education model's rehashed Prussian stockholmer Jul 2012 #55

I think it in large part has to do with the teacher doing the teaching. Odin2005 Jul 2012 #65

Funny, I can't find a link to the platform that works. Live and Learn Jul 2012 #56

translation Skittles Jul 2012 #57

I think it is really: Thinking people with ethics won't support us. Live and Learn Jul 2012 #58

Gotta keep the masses dumb... YoungDemCA Jul 2012 #64

lol. At least it's out in the open now. caseymoz Jul 2012 #66

Guess whose kids aren't going to medical school. McCamy Taylor Jul 2012 #68

On the plus side, what soccer mom wants to be associated with the "dumb" party? McCamy Taylor Jul 2012 #69

It's even more frightening in the original German. TahitiNut Jul 2012 #70

Christian Taliban BlueinOhio Jul 2012 #71

Good post Tsiyu Jul 2012 #88

SBC BlueinOhio Jul 2012 #92

He actually told you that? Tsiyu Jul 2012 #95

Texas...hahahahahahahaa RagAss Jul 2012 #75

My fixed belief is that Texas Republicans are grantcart Jul 2012 #76

....in the history of mankind ! RagAss Jul 2012 #79

I can't help but think of the Thomas Jefferson quote... lastlib Jul 2012 #80

A Parable BlueinOhio Jul 2012 #87

If they want their kids to be ignorant, they can teach that at home. DirkGently Jul 2012 #89

Home schooled BlueinOhio Jul 2012 #93

They are getting more brazen in their war against all things liberal. gtar100 Jul 2012 #90

War on liberals BlueinOhio Jul 2012 #94

My EGO 12ZTR Jul 2012 #91

conform or die n/t librechik Jul 2012 #96

Born and raised in Texas. Aristus Jul 2012 #100

from the state that puts the "ASS" in Texas, Phlem Jul 2012 #101

California Senator Sought to Ban Texas Textbooks Brother Buzz Jul 2012 #103