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32. Obviously nuts but, at least not homicidal.

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Wed May 6, 2015, 09:34 AM

May 2015

Poor woman. She needs help.

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Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals [View all] onehandle May 2015 OP

My gay buddies say they are shopping for new clothes! leftofcool May 2015 #1

Take that, Onion and Borowitz! rurallib May 2015 #2

I really want to hear the Judges response to this one! Should be priceless!! Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #5

Good thing it's not going to be christx30 May 2015 #14

I am hoping that it will include a hefty amount in court fees for cstanleytech May 2015 #59

I don't envy them at all - their job is getting harder every day! bullwinkle428 May 2015 #46

+1-e^21 Beartracks May 2015 #49

lol Liberal_in_LA May 2015 #75

Resisting the urge to make a comment about someone needing help davidpdx May 2015 #3

Not me. This woman needs the part of the brain the lobotomy took out to be put back in. Suji to Seoul May 2015 #16

Good to see you back davidpdx May 2015 #20

Next time the invisible space gremlin in the sky needs an ambassador, please choose one from Suji to Seoul May 2015 #23

Mentally Incompetent Thespian2 May 2015 #4

sounds like Tony Perkins soulmate rurallib May 2015 #7

That will be dismissed since it has no legal basis treestar May 2015 #6

And you have to name someone in a suit other than "all homosexuals on earth". Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #17

Achieving service could get tricky. Shrike47 May 2015 #31

Yeah imagine the service problems treestar May 2015 #62

Servicing "all homosexuals" would take some time and effort jberryhill May 2015 #78

And think of all the TMJ!! Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #84

AT least she is willing to express her deep hatred using the law and not violently NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #76

And probably also support tort reform ToxMarz May 2015 #38

Or the ones that happen to them. treestar May 2015 #63

Torts?... awoke_in_2003 May 2015 #87

One needs Sherman A1 May 2015 #8

And she has the nerve to call herself a Christian. fasttense May 2015 #9

DOn't know what happened. She was fine at 65. Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #19

You really can't tell the difference anymore between satire and reality. iandhr May 2015 #10

so true, scary but true loveandlight May 2015 #22

Welcome to DU, loveandlight! calimary May 2015 #30

Ambassador for God and His Son, Jesus Christ - LibertyLover May 2015 #11

The HS asked to be recused from this action Fritz Walter May 2015 #47

I heard he had a flaming tongue. n/t Gore1FL May 2015 #51

DUzy! Rozlee May 2015 #53

That will PenteCOST ya' Fritz Walter May 2015 #60

Double Dooze! Rozlee May 2015 #61

Is she suing for clothes, money, what? NBachers May 2015 #12

"...compliant to the complicity..." randome May 2015 #13

Yeah, I caught that, too - ha. closeupready May 2015 #66

No standing. Going to get laughed out of court. But, after saying that. . .wow! Just wow! Suji to Seoul May 2015 #15

The court won't even reach the standing question. Jim Lane May 2015 #27

LOL. City Lights May 2015 #18

Would it not be PRICELESS if the judge Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #21

when can we sue the stra8s for doing this as well allan01 May 2015 #24

I think in her eyes NewJeffCT May 2015 #35

it should only be done with the lights off as well frylock May 2015 #41

Again, not the Onion. AwakeAtLast May 2015 #25

Its time turbinetree May 2015 #26

No, she didn't find a lawyer. The linked article says she's representing herself. (n/t) Jim Lane May 2015 #29

Not even Orly Taitz NewJeffCT May 2015 #36

Oh, I wish she would Fortinbras Armstrong May 2015 #55

Even buzzards gag sometimes. (n/t) Jim Lane May 2015 #68

Her almost total lack of ability to write a coherent SheilaT May 2015 #28

Obviously nuts but, at least not homicidal. mountain grammy May 2015 #32

Are we sure the Nebraska Legislature won't pass a law enabling her suit? Ford_Prefect May 2015 #33

I'd like to see Jesus and his dad called in as witnesses. nt Xipe Totec May 2015 #40

I see a go fund me in her future Betty May 2015 #34

Somewhere Sophiegirl May 2015 #37

Actually, even the worst of the ambulance chasers won't represent her. dballance May 2015 #83

I know a tactic that would be more effective to show her disapproval and make some money in court. gordianot May 2015 #39

She's a bit out of the loop... GOP Sen. Larry Craig, GOP Sen. David Vitter and all of these ?? vkkv May 2015 #42

ROFLMAO SoapBox May 2015 #56

Everything on that list is all because of Obama NewJeffCT May 2015 #57

The "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ" Liberalagogo May 2015 #43

Nebraska is no stranger to horrific behavior... lame54 May 2015 #44

She doesn't need to be in a courtroom ... jb5150 May 2015 #45

She does make for an excellent "ambassador" for the delusional Major Nikon May 2015 #48

Her first burden of proof is demonstrating her clients exist. n/t Gore1FL May 2015 #50

A judge to decide sin? Sounds like God's job. Buzz Clik May 2015 #52

Her head is going to explode when the SCOTUS strikes down the bans on gay marriage. roamer65 May 2015 #54

Hey Loonie Lady... SoapBox May 2015 #58

It's almost as though her idiotic actions and words have resulted... LanternWaste May 2015 #64

A suit against ALL homosexuals? JustABozoOnThisBus May 2015 #65

In the immortal words of Scruffy the Janitor, Arkana May 2015 #67

It probably would have helped if the Pledge of Allegiance hadn't included Trillo May 2015 #69

... sigh Jean Genie May 2015 #70

Case will be thrown out due to lack of standing. lark May 2015 #71

or lack of standing room Enrique May 2015 #81

Fair enough. KamaAina May 2015 #72

Orly? Is that you? Lil Missy May 2015 #73

This is the first time I've heard of sueing the gay away. d_legendary1 May 2015 #74

She'll have to pry my toaster Politicalboi May 2015 #77

So let me guess, she doesnt have a lawsuit against all adulterers, child molesters, rapist, ... SummerSnow May 2015 #79

can we sue people for being stupid? SummerSnow May 2015 #80

Sure. Why not? Doesn't mean you're going to win, but you can definitely sue. Xipe Totec May 2015 #82

Wouldn't defendants have a right to depose God/Jesus in pre-trial depositions? DebbieCDC May 2015 #85

Next up- awoke_in_2003 May 2015 #86