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groundloop

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5. He delayed the announcement to allow time to figure out how best to profit from quitting
Tue May 1, 2012, 10:28 AM
May 2012

Seriously Newt, nobody even misses you. Just go away already. You don't need to hold a press conference to announce that you've decided the nomination is unattainable, everybody has known that for months now. Oh, by the way, if there were another candidate even slightly more viable than Rmoney you wouldn't have lasted nearly as long as you did.

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........ marmar May 2012 #1
hahah, good cartoon. How many times is the guy gonna announce he's leaving the stage? wordpix May 2012 #32
probably combine it with a book signing. rurallib May 2012 #2
Who? pscot May 2012 #3
The long, Loooong goodbye of Newt Gingrich. stubtoe May 2012 #4
Honest to god, I thought he already quit. Hassin Bin Sober May 2012 #14
He delayed the announcement to allow time to figure out how best to profit from quitting groundloop May 2012 #5
We knew he was "Finished" goclark May 2012 #18
Calista's wearing a stiff, plastic wig. To hide the snakes under it. Rozlee May 2012 #21
You are so right goclark May 2012 #24
Blaming "The Media" in five...four...three..two...one seconds ..... IggleDoer May 2012 #6
Gingrich and Romney together, that's what a.. oilpro2 May 2012 #7
Yeah, whatever. n/t crim son May 2012 #8
So how much more money is this fat slob costing the american taxpayer cindyperry2010 May 2012 #9
You gotta feel for the unlucky SS agent who was assigned to Newt. Tommy_Carcetti May 2012 #12
Don't go away mad, Noot. Fuddnik May 2012 #10
"Most losing presidential candidates want to slink away, unnoticed" yellowcanine May 2012 #11
BORRRRRING peace frog May 2012 #13
I thought he quit last week??? nt TBF May 2012 #15
A musical plea for Newt's retirement oilpro2 May 2012 #16
It brings to mind Dan Hicks ... bayareaboy May 2012 #17
The anticipation is killing me. This will be epic!!!11! JustABozoOnThisBus May 2012 #19
He's hoping some fool or fools will gives him some more money madokie May 2012 #20
Newt's position in the pecking order...... trusty elf May 2012 #22
He's making his exit through a revolving door... Atman May 2012 #23
Wait, did I miss his announcement that he would be announcing his announcement? truthisfreedom May 2012 #25
It's like a weed that grows in concrete. randome May 2012 #26
Newt of the Living Dead? trusty elf May 2012 #27
"Newt of the Living Dead" I love it! LongTomH May 2012 #31
truly horrifying! Thanks wordpix May 2012 #33
The NeverEnding Story. tanyev May 2012 #28
Not the announcement but the announcement of the announcement? BlueStater May 2012 #29
Newt needs some help retiring his campaign debt The Second Stone May 2012 #30
I can't get over how poorly written that headline is. BlueStater May 2012 #34
I'd like to announce my pending bowel movement some time next week. valerief May 2012 #35
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