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51. They may spontaneously combust...

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Texas Pastor Now Says He Didn't Mean He'd Really Set Himself Aflame [View all] DonViejo Jun 2015 OP

Did he ask for help from the audience? TheCowsCameHome Jun 2015 #1

damn Angry Dragon Jun 2015 #2

perzactly! Plucketeer Jun 2015 #41

Oh, darn! VA_Jill Jun 2015 #3

I know, right? christx30 Jun 2015 #11

Another broken promise... CTyankee Jun 2015 #4

Maybe he meant to say his head would explode? George II Jun 2015 #5

i heard yesterday collinsrent Jun 2015 #6

welcome to du. niyad Jun 2015 #42

thank you collinsrent Jun 2015 #45

And here I had the marshmallows out and everything... Bagsgroove Jun 2015 #7

The end of days is coming IronLionZion Jun 2015 #8

Not to drag this too far off, but the father is her EX-fiance (wedding called off a few weeks ago)! George II Jun 2015 #20

I suspect their use of the term "fiance," as opposed to the term... DonViejo Jun 2015 #32

Maybe she keeps doing it for the welfare payments? George II Jun 2015 #43

Someone mentioned that same thing in a comment on a news site... DonViejo Jun 2015 #64

At minimum it was the second cumming armed_and_liberal Jun 2015 #46

It must be the second coming! cloudbase Jun 2015 #50

With religious people words mean anything they want. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #9

Or DON'T want.......... nt Plucketeer Jun 2015 #38

OK. Just safeinOhio Jun 2015 #10

Or... Kelvin Mace Jun 2015 #12

gonna burn a pinkie w0nderer Jun 2015 #69

See, to me Kelvin Mace Jun 2015 #13

Well I'm a literal person JustAnotherGen Jun 2015 #14

It would be a suitable sacrifice to his god Baal, don't you think? n/t freshwest Jun 2015 #63

He should do it JustAnotherGen Jun 2015 #66

Oh, I just had to delete what I was going to say. Ya know... freshwest Jun 2015 #73

argument could be made w0nderer Jun 2015 #70

Thích Quang Duc he is not... n/t backscatter712 Jun 2015 #15

I guess this probably means Contrary1 Jun 2015 #16

Aww, godddamit. kath Jun 2015 #18

A mixed marriage? Is it a colt or a filly? George II Jun 2015 #21

It's a shotgun wedding Plucketeer Jun 2015 #40

Carson's been rather benign about the decision, not up to his usual DonViejo Jun 2015 #33

Tease! Solly Mack Jun 2015 #17

Fine. I'll take the graham crackers and marshmallows back. n/t jtuck004 Jun 2015 #19

Reminded me of this pastor who did set himself on fire to death - for the exact opposite ideology. Fred Sanders Jun 2015 #22

O? rock Jun 2015 #23

"We do not support any violence or physical harm.” LiberalElite Jun 2015 #24

Kinda like Rushbo didn't really mean to move to Costa Rica lobodons Jun 2015 #25

Next Sunday's lesson the vow of Jephthah exboyfil Jun 2015 #26

Bah. He never said Human Torch. He said Humidor ChairmanAgnostic Jun 2015 #27

Yeah, he was going to set himself on fire madamesilverspurs Jun 2015 #28

Yellow Rosa Luxemburg Jun 2015 #29

Obviously NOT a promise keeper. Nobel_Twaddle_III Jun 2015 #30

LOL SunSeeker Jun 2015 #61

Oh ye of little faith! Crowman1979 Jun 2015 #31

Well, the sky didn't fall.... paleotn Jun 2015 #34

Liar Liar Pants should be on FIRE! MsMAC Jun 2015 #35

They may spontaneously combust... Surya Gayatri Jun 2015 #51

There should be a matchbook collection for him._ SummerSnow Jun 2015 #36

There is a quote from George Carlin... iandhr Jun 2015 #37

coward Kip Humphrey Jun 2015 #39

Sorry. secondvariety Jun 2015 #44

ROFLMAO SoapBox Jun 2015 #47

Rush Limbaugh TNNurse Jun 2015 #48

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PatrickforO Jun 2015 #49

he could have meant he'd eat chili peppers Enrique Jun 2015 #52

Come on baby, light my fire. Manifestor_of_Light Jun 2015 #53

Pastor Rick: You just bent. nt NCjack Jun 2015 #54

Still waiting for Hannity to be waterboarded packman Jun 2015 #55

"We do not support any violence or physical harm.” To us. Thor_MN Jun 2015 #56

He's a liar. Jamastiene Jun 2015 #57

Well, there goes my Saturday.. frylock Jun 2015 #58

That's OK, Pastor Scarborough Jack Rabbit Jun 2015 #59

It would be sad being a person who would take this pile seriously. Judi Lynn Jun 2015 #60

This message was self-deleted by its author HFRN Jun 2015 #62

I guess his self preservation overcame his Jesus. blackspade Jun 2015 #65

This goes to prove... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2015 #67

Walking back his words, eh? What sort of jiggery pokery is that? marble falls Jun 2015 #68

So there are some things we shouldn't take literally...like the Bible brooklynite Jun 2015 #71

Oh, ok. nt silvershadow Jun 2015 #72

Straight out of Wise Blood Fred Friendlier Jun 2015 #74

On June 23 last year another white Texas minister actually DID set himself on tblue37 Jun 2015 #75

But, But, BUT DiverDave Jun 2015 #76

Lying's a sin, Rick. Jester Messiah Jun 2015 #77

Thou shalt not lie, Pastor! NickB79 Jun 2015 #78

maybe he meant he'd come out of the closet as a flaming gay yurbud Jun 2015 #79