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43. Councilman Goodman obviously doesn't understand . . .

Sun Sep 13, 2015, 11:57 AM

Sep 2015

Councilman Goodman obviously doesn't understand the importance of "Daisy Dukes" to Southern women. Every Southern woman has at least one pair of Daisy Dukes -- some of them shouldn't be seen in public but that's another topic.

For you damnyankees, "Daisy Dukes" are very short cut-off jeans named after the lead female character on the old TV show "The Dukes of Hazzard."

Here's Daisy wearing her "Daisy Dukes:"

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Maybe they can include being to fat in public. OhWiseOne Sep 2015 #1

are you meaning to fat shame? irisblue Sep 2015 #2

I rather doubt that. MADem Sep 2015 #7

We've got trouble right here in River City. olegramps Sep 2015 #33

Not so sure about the short shorts thing..... lobodons Sep 2015 #3

What about saggy chin fat npk Sep 2015 #4

Yoga pants at Walmart DJ13 Sep 2015 #5

way too sexy for me big_dog Sep 2015 #8

why not girl's cleavage? LittleGirl Sep 2015 #6

They are already throwing girls out for showing collar bones! csziggy Sep 2015 #39

ugh! n/t LittleGirl Sep 2015 #41

God Hates Sags trusty elf Sep 2015 #9

Yes JohnnyRingo Sep 2015 #35

DUzie! Roland99 Sep 2015 #55

Burka laws Geronimoe Sep 2015 #10

If I lived there I'd be sagging one day rpannier Sep 2015 #11

If God created Adam in his image and did not give him any clothes then I imagine CBGLuthier Sep 2015 #12

Why do you think Gawd won't let us see him? LuvNewcastle Sep 2015 #17

Man created the Christian "God" in Man's own image, with a fragile ego in need of constant praise.. vkkv Sep 2015 #49

Next thing you know, they'll ban dancing LastLiberal in PalmSprings Sep 2015 #13

Right there with you mdbl Sep 2015 #15

I'm guessing he was praying for... 47of74 Sep 2015 #14

"I know that God would not go around with pants down." Chemisse Sep 2015 #16

God wears pants? Who knew! hobbit709 Sep 2015 #18

I never thought of God that way - LiberalElite Sep 2015 #29

I always thought that god was going commando under that white dress he wears. n/t A Simple Game Sep 2015 #32

These people have no sense of humor. Vinca Sep 2015 #19

Saw a video of a guy running from the cops Kotya Sep 2015 #38

I saw a video of a young black man with his pants christx30 Sep 2015 #51

I saw a young man today TexasBushwhacker Sep 2015 #64

THIS from the same bunch... gregcrawford Sep 2015 #20

Do they still ban "marital aids?" Archae Sep 2015 #21

There are several communities with ordinances like this. 7962 Sep 2015 #22

In the 80s, Global Cooling was a concern. Kotya Sep 2015 #37

Pantaloons and Bell-Bottoms too? bucolic_frolic Sep 2015 #23

Of the 7.12 billion gods created MyNameGoesHere Sep 2015 #24

Nothing worse than a saggy burkha. Fuddnik Sep 2015 #25

the next election the younger folks in the town should turn out & vote out the dress police Sunlei Sep 2015 #26

It's a whole lot harder than you think. JoeyT Sep 2015 #60

Everyplace should be like Dadeville, AL - LiberalElite Sep 2015 #27

This message was self-deleted by its author LiberalElite Sep 2015 #28

How about banning stupid people on councils. GoneFishin Sep 2015 #30

I think he should pray that god.... paleotn Sep 2015 #31

A few things stood out as I read this... JohnnyRingo Sep 2015 #34

And the councilman found that god had the same tastes in fashion that he did. cpwm17 Sep 2015 #36

fox Eatacig Sep 2015 #40

And I have absolutely no problem with that...... 7962 Sep 2015 #42

Councilman Goodman obviously doesn't understand . . . OldRedneck Sep 2015 #43

This southern woman did not own a pair even when she might have looked good in them TNNurse Sep 2015 #44

Well of course, those Daisy Shorts were / are owned by the costuming dept and for her to wear the vkkv Sep 2015 #50

ditto this southern woman. stage left Sep 2015 #52

Even Hollywood's mocking of southern hicks is closer to reality vkkv Sep 2015 #46

I do hope this fixes all the problems in this town. TNNurse Sep 2015 #45

No Freedom Allowed, Clothes Style is NOT free speech! No SOUTHERN BASHING at D.U. !! vkkv Sep 2015 #47

The worst criimes are committed by people in ties. Why not ban ties? Gregorian Sep 2015 #48

What could POSSIBLY go wrong? n/t TygrBright Sep 2015 #53

God probably wouldn't go around with skid marks in his shorts either. Would you ban that too? t/y jtuck004 Sep 2015 #54

lame rednecks rockfordfile Sep 2015 #56

I get a boner when I see girls'es butts... Iggo Sep 2015 #57

This is something above first world problems. Rex Sep 2015 #58

How does the plumbers' local union feel about this? graegoyle Sep 2015 #59

Sumptuary laws are always a bad idea... malthaussen Sep 2015 #61

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" One_Life_To_Give Sep 2015 #62

Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts! Initech Sep 2015 #63