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37. Breaking News: God denies he talked to Boehnor, "I don't even have his cell number", sez the Lord.

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Mon Nov 2, 2015, 05:15 PM

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Boehner: God told him Paul Ryan should run for House speaker [View all] ErikJ Nov 2015 OP

God Didn't Tell Boehner Diddly...... LovingA2andMI Nov 2015 #1

Oh, shut up. trusty elf Nov 2015 #2

How long did it take the defectives to find out who did it? Hoppy Nov 2015 #22

He thinks the voice in the liquor bottle is God bearssoapbox Nov 2015 #3

Boehner: God told him Paul Ryan should run for House speaker The CCC Nov 2015 #4

Either the booze is frying Boehner's brain and LibDemAlways Nov 2015 #5

Man, that God fella is one yakkity-yak guy. NanceGreggs Nov 2015 #6

So, according to Boehner, God is placing a high priority on talking to him, a drunken adulterer? bulloney Nov 2015 #20

I had a feeling god was a Republican. C Moon Nov 2015 #7

Was this "god" the worm in the bottom of the tequila bottle? DJ13 Nov 2015 #8

In their desperation repukes are all becoming prophets. truthisfreedom Nov 2015 #9

The drunk hears God telling him that LuvNewcastle Nov 2015 #10

He heard it wrong... tecelote Nov 2015 #11

The visage of Jesus on my morning toast begged to differ. Alkene Nov 2015 #12

I saw god in my latte foam this morning. He told me that Paul Ryan was an asshole. smirkymonkey Nov 2015 #38

Ya know, the Pope was just here. You'd think HE'd've mentioned something. DRoseDARs Nov 2015 #13

Welcome to our theocracy! slumcamper Nov 2015 #14

Theocracy by Dominionism through Prophets and Apostles like Boehner, Cruz, Perry that hear DhhD Nov 2015 #15

Here is the song for this thread, "God Told Me To Rob the 7-11" Fortinbras Armstrong Nov 2015 #16

It's just a shame that DU has so many skepticscott Nov 2015 #18

I felt sure I could count on you for a meaningless sneer at Catholics. Fortinbras Armstrong Nov 2015 #34

If there's anything manifestly untrue in my post skepticscott Nov 2015 #36

One of the things I particularly dislike about DU is that it is perfectly acceptable Fortinbras Armstrong Nov 2015 #39

And when flinging unsubstantiated charges of bigotry skepticscott Nov 2015 #40

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Funny, that went exactly how I expected it to go. cleanhippie Nov 2015 #47

Yeah, me too skepticscott Nov 2015 #48

In a sane country, politicians who kept claiming God whispered in their ears.... marmar Nov 2015 #17

I took it that he knew he was lying and used guilt as a tool to manipulate Ryan patricia92243 Nov 2015 #19

John must have gone a little too long between cocktails. Vinca Nov 2015 #21

Why doesn't this God guy ever Hayduke Bomgarte Nov 2015 #23

I overheard the conversation and I distinctly remember God saying... Human101948 Nov 2015 #27

wonder if God tells them to starve the children rurallib Nov 2015 #24

Yes atreides1 Nov 2015 #30

In the old days packman Nov 2015 #25

I think Boehner punked Ryan ... Myrina Nov 2015 #26

Advice to Boner: Liberalagogo Nov 2015 #28

Yes and Sister Teresa sent me a FAX... peace13 Nov 2015 #29

It's known that you can hear voices when you're drunk SummerSnow Nov 2015 #31

That's a good debate question for the Republican presidential primary candidates. Rozlee Nov 2015 #32

This kinda religion..... N_E_1 for Tennis Nov 2015 #33

using religion against anyone is nasty restorefreedom Nov 2015 #35

Breaking News: God denies he talked to Boehnor, "I don't even have his cell number", sez the Lord. Major Hogwash Nov 2015 #37

Yes, Kali told him to run... AlbertCat Nov 2015 #41

I'm told there's a god in every bottle of Jim Beam. Solly Mack Nov 2015 #42

Yeah right at the bottom. 47of74 Nov 2015 #43

Great sales pitch! Finish the bottle - see God! Solly Mack Nov 2015 #44

Is it God or the liquor talkin.........................? Monk06 Nov 2015 #45