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mahatmakanejeeves

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31. THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING!!! From: FBI DIRECTOR {laboratoriomoine@speedy.com.ar}
Mon Mar 14, 2016, 10:12 AM
Mar 2016

Dear Mr. The Donald Trump:

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building

THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING!!!

This is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me? I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you.We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment details below,then we would first send a letter to the MAYOR of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI,CIA and other enforcement agency. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your ID which we have in our database have been sent to all the crimes agencies in Europe for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the CERTIFICATE ENDORSED AND STAMPED as you were instructed in the e-mail below. This is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given a mandate. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties will be seized and bank account will be confiscated too.

You failed to comply with our directives/instruction and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you, as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the Federal bureau.

I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the EFCC and they directed me to a private attorney who can help you get the process done and he ensured that he will endorse and stamp the document with the sum of $87.00 USD only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

You need to do every possible today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learn that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds the sum of $10,500,000.00 only.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 18/08/2015 so that you could get this process done because i learn that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be of able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you.

You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

RECEIVER NAME: David Nwalieji
COUNTRY, BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY, COTONOU
TEXT QUESTION: WHEN
ANSWER: NOW
AMOUNT: $87.00 USD

Senders Full Name======
Sender Full Address:====
Direct Phone Number:==========
MTCN:=========

Send the payment details to me as stated above and make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while. Note: All the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

Call me or text at +1240-207-4414

EXPECTING YOUR KIND ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
James B.Comey
FBI DIRECTOR

... jpak Mar 2016 #1
Here's the meme with the quote: L. Coyote Mar 2016 #61
can you believe it? underpants Mar 2016 #2
Actually let's get real people w0nderer Mar 2016 #3
World Wrestling Entertainment Geronimoe Mar 2016 #4
Stop insulting wrestlers!! Although you may get a laugh from this: 7962 Mar 2016 #24
I know nottin' ! Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2016 #5
If it's on the Intertubes shadowmayor Mar 2016 #6
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Must be one of the Irish deserters who fought for the Catholics to repulse the USA's invasion. L. Coyote Mar 2016 #62
Yes, I believe it BLACK4EVER Mar 2016 #7
“I don’t know, all I know is what’s on the internet.” olddad56 Mar 2016 #8
ISIS will probably CONTRIBUTE to Trump William Seger Mar 2016 #9
trump admits he's stupid. MariaThinks Mar 2016 #10
'Smart!' elleng Mar 2016 #11
Stunning Jeb Bartlet Mar 2016 #12
I read that Trump was having a gay affair with some hotel butler or something world wide wally Mar 2016 #13
If you read it on the internet it must be true groundloop Mar 2016 #17
Any convenient lie will do. lark Mar 2016 #14
Especially if it is reassuring Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2016 #22
At first I thought that Trump's camp passiveporcupine Mar 2016 #16
Agree shadowmayor Mar 2016 #19
Can you imagine AC_Mem Mar 2016 #18
“I don’t know, all I know is what’s on the internet.” Botany Mar 2016 #20
The problem with many JesterCS Mar 2016 #28
How presidential. nt awoke_in_2003 Mar 2016 #21
OOOoohh Chuck Tool mdbl Mar 2016 #23
This is my boyfriend. He's a French model. nt redwitch Mar 2016 #25
I have to tell you so many of your comments I read are always a perfect drop Person 2713 Mar 2016 #32
Thanks! redwitch Mar 2016 #41
An uninformed nominee for an uninformed political party. nt TeamPooka Mar 2016 #26
Trump Believes everything on the internets . This is POTUS material ? Person 2713 Mar 2016 #27
That's the problem: all a POTUS needs to know cannot be found on Twitter. Vinca Mar 2016 #29
as long as its a Republican saying or doing anything it's okay - BUT NoMoreRepugs Mar 2016 #30
THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING!!! From: FBI DIRECTOR {laboratoriomoine@speedy.com.ar} mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2016 #31
Hey, don't knock the internet - Expecting a Fortune soon packman Mar 2016 #33
DEAR MR. TRUMP: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP rocktivity Mar 2016 #56
Sounds like a sound investment-I'm sending them my bank routing number packman Mar 2016 #57
A Freudian Slip of Freudian Slips. Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2016 #34
Trumps to dependent on Twitter, He's ripe to be "breibarted". Sunlei Mar 2016 #35
Mr. "I don't accept responsibility" strikes again. suffragette Mar 2016 #36
Does that make him more of a selective human? cyberswede Mar 2016 #37
"Everything I Know About Governing I Learned from the Internet." Beartracks Mar 2016 #38
It's about par for the course. Bad Dog Mar 2016 #39
But his inablity to admit error reinforces that he is not capable of admitting mistakes Zira Mar 2016 #49
Only to his die hard supporters Bad Dog Mar 2016 #50
Watch out - if Minnesota could elect a pro-wrestler as governor ........ groundloop Mar 2016 #40
Trump Finds It On The Internet JGug1 Mar 2016 #42
This stuff complain jane Mar 2016 #43
He believes we are all idiots, and Ilsa Mar 2016 #44
I read it on the Internet, so it MUST be true. RoccoR5955 Mar 2016 #45
And here's tRump's first sellfie! RoccoR5955 Mar 2016 #46
Now there's a hole with no bottom Tab Mar 2016 #47
The man is not capable of apologizing or admitting error. Zira Mar 2016 #48
Oh, and we are supposed to believe that rationale? bobGandolf Mar 2016 #51
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Oh, and the Sunday talk shows ! n/t left-of-center2012 Mar 2016 #53
tRump is full of it Nolacs22 Mar 2016 #54
Funny, he doesn't look Nigerian rocktivity Mar 2016 #55
Disqualified. sofa king Mar 2016 #58
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What's on the internet: It's science. Initech Mar 2016 #63
The Quote: Quasimodem Mar 2016 #64
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