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sofa king

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23. I love "glass house" stories like this.
Wed Apr 20, 2016, 01:24 PM
Apr 2016

So Utah politicians are declaring pornography a health crisis, eh? Let's take one guess about who that's gonna hurt.

Thanks to the law of conservatism which states that conservative leaders are very likely to be secretly doing the things which they are trying to ban, we will discover that they are filthy horndogs.

Someone is sure to break into their computers and leak their Internet browsing habits and the attachments they email to one another, and it will be sordid and amusing, and probably also timed to impact elections since they have provided the opportunity.

Some of them will probably have crossed the line into the criminal, as well, so Utah politicians really are providing a public service--by drawing attention to themselves and the fact that the public health crisis of pornography is greatly exacerbated by electing Republican politicians.

Dangers: bad eyesight, hairy palms, ruined keyboards. TalkingDog Apr 2016 #1
And you completely gloss over the biggest danger: christx30 Apr 2016 #18
Quite right. Thanks for the reminder! TalkingDog Apr 2016 #22
Let me know how it goes. SCVDem Apr 2016 #2
Funny considering Utah is one of the biggest consumers TexasBushwhacker Apr 2016 #3
Funny how the most religious state in the Union... Johnyawl Apr 2016 #4
Ironic it comes from a former polygamous state. ErikJ Apr 2016 #5
according to the bible, sex should be strictly between a man and his wives and concubines killbotfactory Apr 2016 #6
Damned right! n/t Judi Lynn Apr 2016 #8
+100 !! (NT) reACTIONary Apr 2016 #16
Best thread evar. Maynar Apr 2016 #7
Isn't Utah the biggest porn consumer? Warpy Apr 2016 #9
If so, it's probably the Mormon undies that are to blame. JDPriestly Apr 2016 #10
Only one way to fight this scourge. Zorro Apr 2016 #11
Reminds me of an old George Carlin bit. PoliticalMalcontent Apr 2016 #12
Once the charade that is chapdrum Apr 2016 #13
Monogamy has been identified. Porn still has appeal. shenmue Apr 2016 #14
"In Secrecy and Silence"? Has this guy.... reACTIONary Apr 2016 #15
As long as there is man there will be vice... mark67 Apr 2016 #17
IMO porn that is fiction violence & harsh degrading talk effects youngsters Sunlei Apr 2016 #19
From my cold, dead yet happy hands.... GOLGO 13 Apr 2016 #20
Good luck with that. Coventina Apr 2016 #21
I love "glass house" stories like this. sofa king Apr 2016 #23
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