Border change between North, South Carolina gets closer

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. Given the caliber of elected officials these days,

perhaps it's best that they spend their time concerned about stuff like this.

Then, after the next census, they can negotiate moving the state lines fifteen feet back in the other direction -- that should keep them out of our hair for another ten years.

Then they can negotiate on whether single-ply or double-ply toilet paper should be mandated for use in the state. While they're working on that, maybe they won't notice that we've quietly offshored all current state legislatures to Bangalore and their services are no longer required.