BERNIE SANDERS: Almost 7,000 of my supporters just signed up to run for office.

[TreasonousBastard]

34. Damn, you like digging holes, don't you...

Just about everybody I know over 50 has a computer, too. A smartphone, even. And a tablet sitting around. We just don't spend that much time on Facebook, cat videos, or hookup sites. Well, OK, a few cat videos, and there's one good hookup site we keep secret...

Some of us actually do work on our computers. Get paid for it, too.

Most of the people actually running things around here are over 50. And you know what us old farts did?

There's a room in a Fishers Island mansion where we have 69 Millennials with their brains wired together working on a secret project to discover the secret of how to get the roughly 70% of the population without internet access, or who have it but don't use it for anything political, to get their dead asses out to vote by using the internet.

They've said they'll have an answer in a week. They've been saying that for 14 weeks.

Meanwhile, we're still having our dinners and brunches and GOTV vans. And knocking on doors.