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30. I REALLY wish I had photoshop talent--this cries out for some humorous examples

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 05:23 PM

Jul 2012

of Ted living in a fantasy world where the South won the war.

Him and Mittsy, sitting on the verandah with their mint juleps, surrounded by people waiting on them... that they OWN...!

That Nugent is beyond being just a little bit thick. He's PAINFULLY stupid!

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Ted Nugent Wonders If It Would It Have Been Better If 'The South Won The Civil War' [View all] Adenoid_Hynkel Jul 2012 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author bupkus Jul 2012 #1

It's quite possible Nugent's ancestors came to the US after the Civil War, like mine. Archae Jul 2012 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author bupkus Jul 2012 #11

K&R !!! That's putting it right where it belongs. Damn I'm fed up with RKP5637 Jul 2012 #3

It would have been better if Nugent Fuddnik Jul 2012 #21

At least he wasn't removed from The Wizard Jul 2012 #127

Or if his mother had said not tonight 47of74 Jul 2012 #100

It couldn't have happened; they all faked dysentery to get out of serving in the Civil War. corkhead Jul 2012 #112

If it had won... Speck Tater Jul 2012 #4

Ted Nugent defines "asshole". We should just ignore him. mlevans Jul 2012 #5

absolutely shanti Jul 2012 #62

ignore maybe heaven05 Jul 2012 #116

The man is a nut.. cyclezealot Jul 2012 #126

I wonder if it wouldn't have been better if he hadn't soiled himself, and served his country Siwsan Jul 2012 #6

Hear, hear! chervilant Jul 2012 #73

So that's like� "50% of Romney's celebrity supporters wish the South had won the Civil War" targetpractice Jul 2012 #7

Haha AnnieLaurie Jul 2012 #98

Why consider the past, Ted when you can move now? MrMickeysMom Jul 2012 #8

lol!! patrice Jul 2012 #12

It's entirely possible that WW2 wouldn't have happened. Liberal Veteran Jul 2012 #9

Dammit, now I want to re-read that Harry Turtledove series. (nt) Posteritatis Jul 2012 #37

It hardly painted an attractive picture (spoiler) ThoughtCriminal Jul 2012 #54

possibly? heaven05 Jul 2012 #117

Send the fucking anti-american traitor to Somalia. enki23 Jul 2012 #10

so that's when America started going downhill Enrique Jul 2012 #13

I guess Ted's not going to go see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, either. tanyev Jul 2012 #14

off topic... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2012 #32

Read the book, loved it. tanyev Jul 2012 #35

Book?... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2012 #50

The book was surprisingly good Lifelong Protester Jul 2012 #52

It's a series of books obamanut2012 Jul 2012 #56

Don't know how true this might be Trunk Monkey Jul 2012 #15

It's also possible neither the USA or the CSA would have intervened in WWI fujiyama Jul 2012 #89

Civil War kurt_cagle Jul 2012 #105

yes ,ofcourse......... maindawg Jul 2012 #113

The problem with the history as I see it is the heroization of these traitors to America AlbertCat Jul 2012 #122

Any one thing could have changed everything Trunk Monkey Jul 2012 #121

I wonder if it would have been better if Ted Nugent smoked weed on a regular basis? Crowman1979 Jul 2012 #16

Perhaps it would have been better Doc Holliday Jul 2012 #22

I wonder if it would have been better if Ted were killed in Vietnam? Crowman1979 Jul 2012 #86

Ted Nugent has no business commenting on the sanity of others! Ha! neeksgeek Jul 2012 #17

the Russians would be in Alaska mitchtv Jul 2012 #18

Achievement Unlocked: Unintended Consequences Liberal Veteran Jul 2012 #23

Hawaii was not part of the territories received from Spain Art_from_Ark Jul 2012 #77

I would assume an independent CSA would have had something to say about the USA... Humanist_Activist Jul 2012 #88

Sarah Palin would have been born in the Soviet Union! Bette Noir Jul 2012 #106

i think she was born in idaho. iemitsu Jul 2012 #120

Ted, you ignorant douche-nozzle! Doc Holliday Jul 2012 #19

just watched it � brilliant, really FraDon Jul 2012 #78

Does Ted miss the "good old days" of slavery????? ladym55 Jul 2012 #20

So: voting to uphold a congressional law=traitorous; starting a civil war to keep slavery=AOK muriel_volestrangler Jul 2012 #24

Go back to Antarctica, Nuge JHB Jul 2012 #25

Of course he does, and he's not alone mzmolly Jul 2012 #26

It would be better if mountain grammy Jul 2012 #27

Keep talkin Ted loyalsister Jul 2012 #28

If the South had won the Civil War...... yellowcanine Jul 2012 #29

And that might have been a good thing primavera Jul 2012 #49

I fully agree gopiscrap Jul 2012 #65

The North was not welcoming to former slaves unc70 Jul 2012 #139

I REALLY wish I had photoshop talent--this cries out for some humorous examples MADem Jul 2012 #30

Nugent exposes a lot of tea baggery for what it is: racist. yellowcanine Jul 2012 #31

Nut gent NeverEnuff Jul 2012 #33

Compare and contrast.... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #34

check out frankroberts Jul 2012 #36

I always enjoy Maynar Jul 2012 #123

I beleive if Lincoln had lived we wouldn't have half the problems about race and the red zone in demosincebirth Jul 2012 #38

REO Speedwagon wonders what it'd be like if the British won the war of 1812 just1voice Jul 2012 #39

Jefferson Starship wonders what it'd be like if this city weren't lovemydog Jul 2012 #70

Hahahaha... AnnieLaurie Jul 2012 #99

Romney Spokesman Suggests Dissolving the Union, Advocates Return to Slavery alcibiades_mystery Jul 2012 #40

Google his draft dodging story Courtesy Flush Jul 2012 #41

But the Right Wing loves its "draft dodgers." maddiemom Jul 2012 #81

Cause you know the whole slave thing was awesome! sakabatou Jul 2012 #42

You got it backwards, Ted. Brigid Jul 2012 #43

I wonder if things would be better if Ted's mom had bought milk at the store, instead of having it Tom Ripley Jul 2012 #44

I guess he would have been The Muleskinner Madman" instead of the The Motor City Madman" Tom Ripley Jul 2012 #45

it`s really amazing how this thing deserves media attention madrchsod Jul 2012 #46

It's alright. I, for one, want as many swing states independent to hear Amonester Jul 2012 #63

Lincoln was quite soft towards the confederacy. Dawson Leery Jul 2012 #47

I already posted this story to GD and commented the confederate states commonly seem BACKWARD alp227 Jul 2012 #48

Why is anything this cretin says considered news? Canuckistanian Jul 2012 #51

Ocelot Wonders Whether It Would Have Been Better If France Won The Battle Of Agincourt. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #53

The Velveteen Ocelot Diclotican Jul 2012 #60

Most historians don't think Agincourt was actually a decisive battle The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #61

Having to choose any colonial power looking at Africa, I'd pick Britain. Sirveri Jul 2012 #71

Oh yes, that brave draft dodger Ted is a war expert magic59 Jul 2012 #55

Shitty Britches should rateyes Jul 2012 #57

Jezzz Us Gawd .... If the south had won then slavery would have been the law of the land in the CSA Botany Jul 2012 #58

You're a patriot if you think it would be better of the United States didn't exist. lumberjack_jeff Jul 2012 #59

I thought he was from MICHIGAN underpants Jul 2012 #64

Ted writes for the Washington Mooney Times ... bayareaboy Jul 2012 #66

What it Lincoln had just let the South secede? radhika Jul 2012 #67

Wango Tango as a GOP Theme song methodman Jul 2012 #68

Romney's Hipster Surrogate Goes Off The Deep End... TomCADem Jul 2012 #69

get that, everyone? Skittles Jul 2012 #72

Grrr. sofa king Jul 2012 #74

I believe that a more interesting scenario is if the South was allowed to secede. olegramps Jul 2012 #75

Ted TuxedoKat Jul 2012 #76

Chalk up yet another reason not to read the Moonie Times struggle4progress Jul 2012 #79

wondering why this has-been rocker idiot gets airplay wordpix Jul 2012 #80

This is good stuff Z_California Jul 2012 #82

It's turds like this clown that make me want to go to war again... Hulk Jul 2012 #83

Turd Nugget. Odin2005 Jul 2012 #84

How many slaves do you want to own Ted? W T F Jul 2012 #85

He may wonder all he wants. It didn't. n/t crim son Jul 2012 #87

Obviously Ted hasn't watched "CSA - the Confederate States of America". mwooldri Jul 2012 #90

Haters gotta Hate... AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #91

I wonder if we would be better off if nugent went to Vietnam? muntrv Jul 2012 #92

"Hold the 10th Amendment in contempt." muntrv Jul 2012 #93

Hey theodore! Do you watch "Birth of a Nation" like porn? muntrv Jul 2012 #94

Thank you for the appalling mental image 47of74 Jul 2012 #101

He's absolutely right Bozvotros Jul 2012 #95

He love America. He just hates Americans! Suji to Seoul Jul 2012 #96

... AnnieLaurie Jul 2012 #97

Welcome to DU, AnnieLaurie classof56 Jul 2012 #114

Well I KNOW the South would be better had Ted Nugent never been born. Fearless Jul 2012 #102

Another newsworthy(?) quote from Ted Nugent, President of the Moron's Club. n/t bitchkitty Jul 2012 #103

I wonder if it would've been better if Ted had smoked some pot... liberalmuse Jul 2012 #104

Nugent and the rest of these dumbasses are fact challenged. blackspade Jul 2012 #107

If the South won the Civil War... Sen. Walter Sobchak Jul 2012 #108

I know some legitimate businessmen mykpart Jul 2012 #109

If the south had won the war canuckledragger Jul 2012 #110

I wonder if .. sendero Jul 2012 #111

yes, it would tru Jul 2012 #115

Well, they're still fighting it. santamargarita Jul 2012 #118

Ever see "Clockwork Orange"? WinstonSmith4740 Jul 2012 #119

Would Teddy be SO vocal IF he had served his time in Vietnam? benld74 Jul 2012 #124

A part of me wants to agree with this hygienically-challenged scumbag SpankMe Jul 2012 #125

This message was self-deleted by its author Jamaal510 Jul 2012 #128

He is like the drunk Uncle at the family parties that everyone tolerates but is embarassed about. IndyJones Jul 2012 #129

So says the hairy guy in a loin cloth eyeing....... Gabby Hayes Jul 2012 #130

Wasn't the GOP recently trying to woo Black voters? Jamaal510 Jul 2012 #131

WHAT'S WORSE THAN A FOOL? drynberg Jul 2012 #132

One thing we'll never have to wonder about when it comes to war. Ganja Ninja Jul 2012 #133

Draft Dodger Mkap Jul 2012 #134

Better for whom Ted? The Second Stone Jul 2012 #135

Now that's just too precious (n/t) MissMillie Jul 2012 #136

He's a draft dodging coward Dyedinthewoolliberal Jul 2012 #137

Ted Nugent, so AMERICAN he is UnAMERICAN. and-justice-for-all Jul 2012 #138