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ChairmanAgnostic

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11. Good evening, colored people.

Wed Jul 11, 2012, 10:28 AM

Jul 2012

Did you know that I'm unemployed just like you? Ha ha ha. Say, did anyone ever find out who really did let the dogs out?

You know, you and I have a lot in common. I am also a man of color, and I have a lot of kids. Ha Ha Ha. No, seriously we do have a lot in common. Let me think . . . . Anyway, I wanted to thank you for inviting me here. And guess what? You don't all look alike! Ha Ha Ha. So, how are your off shore accounts doing? Ha Ha Ha.

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Three things. He will have a larger audience than what he normally gathers. And most of them will be sitting in dead silence. And we can count on him saying something really stupid and insulting, probably ad libbing to show he's a real person.

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Good luck with that Mitt davidpdx Jul 2012 #4

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I'm sure that will go well. Deep13 Jul 2012 #8

A candidate for president deserves respect... FailureToCommunicate Jul 2012 #9

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Failed human being? HotRodTuna Jul 2012 #15

Good evening, colored people. ChairmanAgnostic Jul 2012 #11

Your take is probably dead-on. He'll also no doubt remind the LibDemAlways Jul 2012 #13

damn. I missed the lawn jockeys. ChairmanAgnostic Jul 2012 #14

Should get him closer to winning the Black Vote, the same way jumping gets you closer to the sun. Ian David Jul 2012 #12