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6. Why did God choose Obama to be president?

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Tue Jan 3, 2012, 08:08 PM

Jan 2012

Did God tell Pat what year the next president will be president? He does work in mysterious ways.

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Pat Robertson: God Told Me Who The Next President Will Be [View all] onehandle Jan 2012 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author rocktivity Jan 2012 #1

What a dumb fuck he is. That wasn't from God Autumn Jan 2012 #2

+1 rtassi Jan 2012 #12

Of those of the modern day, God only spoke directly to indepat Jan 2012 #20

He won't tell because he knows it's wrong Warpy Jan 2012 #23

Ouch! freshwest Jan 2012 #32

he's senile.. just let it go PatrynXX Jan 2012 #66

god told me that patsy robertson LeftofObama Jan 2012 #3

When is God going to give him the winning lottery numbers?!!! tonybgood Jan 2012 #115

Already posted in GD Angry Dragon Jan 2012 #4

hows that prayer thing oldhippydude Jan 2012 #5

like asking God to move this mountain in the way PatrynXX Jan 2012 #67

you could always ask him... kenfrequed Jan 2012 #122

Why did God choose Obama to be president? Renew Deal Jan 2012 #6

God, evidently, has a perverse streak. hay rick Jan 2012 #14

What if the God of this particular world is Loki? tclambert Jan 2012 #96

God is the worst political analyst EVER! mwb970 Jan 2012 #99

He fucked over Moses FloridaJudy Jan 2012 #105

Maybe He can get a job at CNN. nt hay rick Jan 2012 #108

He also told Bush to run and look what a disaster that turned out to be. n/t deutsey Jan 2012 #109

lol treestar Jan 2012 #116

It almost the same accuracy record as wrong way William Kristol. myrna minx Jan 2012 #124

You got a point there... Did God change his mind? freshwest Jan 2012 #33

Yes ... Quasimodem Jan 2012 #85

God and Pat don't play for the same team Kennah Jan 2012 #86

false profits? oldhippydude Jan 2012 #87

No, I think those are real, and often soaked in blood. Kennah Jan 2012 #90

I think the false prophet he's listening to is himself. Some bad stuff there. freshwest Jan 2012 #88

"but I'm not supposed to talk about that so I'll leave you in the dark" - what the hell, man? arely staircase Jan 2012 #7

Apparently God only wants Pat to have the information. rhett o rick Jan 2012 #10

No, because He told me too! Mister Ed Jan 2012 #47

Then right it down on a few pieces of paper. Mail a copy to me and and maybe some other people. alphafemale Jan 2012 #17

Well, now, chervilant Jan 2012 #26

Under the pictionary entry for 'tease' is his picture. freshwest Jan 2012 #34

I wonder if I give him $1000 Laf.La.Dem. Jan 2012 #8

If that were true Politicalboi Jan 2012 #9

Maybe God told him to keep it a secret. You know, Pat and God have a secret. rhett o rick Jan 2012 #11

We used to play that game when we were 3. I know something that you don't know. nt Speck Tater Jan 2012 #13

Lord have mercy Iliyah Jan 2012 #15

God told me Pat Robertson is full of shit. nt Terra Alta Jan 2012 #16

God told me the same. 47of74 Jan 2012 #29

Same here! Bozita Jan 2012 #89

In the 1970s, Pat predicted the end of the world would occur in 1982 Adenoid_Hynkel Jan 2012 #18

No kidding? I couldn't find it when I googled it but look what came up! Yuck! freshwest Jan 2012 #37

I know! It's George Burns. KamaAina Jan 2012 #19

I'm going to speculate that God told him that it will be Ron Paul. Thaddeus Kosciuszko Jan 2012 #21

Pat R is no different than any of the many snake oil salesfolks on night time cable TV... NRaleighLiberal Jan 2012 #22

There are drugs chervilant Jan 2012 #24

well pat.... i called jesus on the mainline..... madrchsod Jan 2012 #25

I love the version of this thucythucy Jan 2012 #35

con artist nt Deep13 Jan 2012 #27

The funny thing is, when I was still a Christian... Deep13 Jan 2012 #28

This is contradictory. drm604 Jan 2012 #30

Gotta love those folks who are sure their god has an immutable eternal plan for everything, then Fourier Jan 2012 #48

What's funnier is that there are people praying for every candidate. NYC Liberal Jan 2012 #76

This message was self-deleted by its author Occupy_2012 Jan 2012 #73

How can he call Obama radical? What's normal to him? freshwest Jan 2012 #31

white stonecutter357 Jan 2012 #69

'How paralyzingly dull, boring and tedious.' (Tom Baker) freshwest Jan 2012 #71

God told me that Pat is a charlatan The Genealogist Jan 2012 #36

Pat might want to revisit the passages of scripture that detail the fate of false prophets. nt Cognitive_Resonance Jan 2012 #38

Tsk, tsk, pat. If you want to do a Carnac impression... JHB Jan 2012 #39

Does he have a better success rate than my Ouija board? spooky3 Jan 2012 #40

What horse shit... and-justice-for-all Jan 2012 #41

lol independentLiberal Jan 2012 #42

I thought God could only speak to us using ancient scrolls Gore1FL Jan 2012 #43

So Robertson is hearing voices? EvolveOrConvolve Jan 2012 #44

Blood Diamond Pat must have gone to sleep with a full stomach again and had some vivid dreams. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #45

He should be sent a DVD of the movie. freshwest Jan 2012 #78

If he turns out to be right Turbineguy Jan 2012 #46

If he turns out to be right, he will already have all your money. Fourier Jan 2012 #49

There is medication for hearing voices Wind Dancer Jan 2012 #50

Wait, Robertson claims that Morgan Freeman does NOT support Obama?!? FailureToCommunicate Jan 2012 #51

And a third of the nation will believe him... Fearless Jan 2012 #52

Who knew that God ashling Jan 2012 #53

I think Pat's gone a little dyslexic in his old age. RoccoR5955 Jan 2012 #54

what a coincidence.... unkachuck Jan 2012 #55

Irving R. Levine has always been President of the United States. Octafish Jan 2012 #58

This is part of the division strategy. The Doctor. Jan 2012 #56

He's dyslexic. It was actually his Dog that told him. Kablooie Jan 2012 #57

It was the Koch Bros.. it just sounded like God.... lib2DaBone Jan 2012 #59

To rethug teabaggers like Pat workinclasszero Jan 2012 #61

"...but I'm not supposed to talk about that so..." AlbertCat Jan 2012 #60

i'd laugh at pat but it's really not nice to mock the crazy old guy struggle4progress Jan 2012 #62

The crazy is strong in this one... n/t Bossy Monkey Jan 2012 #63

John 4:1 TomClash Jan 2012 #64

Well if God told you not to talk about it ???... you just did. Loudmxr Jan 2012 #65

God told me the winning LOTTO numbers izquierdista Jan 2012 #68

Can he see Russia from his bully pulpit ? Wash. state Desk Jet Jan 2012 #70

Pat, that's not God...Your bush is burning again. GoddessOfGuinness Jan 2012 #72

If God had really contacted Pat, Beacool Jan 2012 #74

Then the LORD said to me, Galraedia Jan 2012 #75

LOL LadyInAZ Jan 2012 #77

Pat, if God told you to look in the most obvious hide away for answers... MrMickeysMom Jan 2012 #79

God lied to one of us The Wizard Jan 2012 #80

Someone on the set of CBN shake MindMover Jan 2012 #81

Couldn't God just throw a lightening bolt at Obama MsPithy Jan 2012 #82

And the lord sayeth to Pat... slutticus Jan 2012 #83

I wish Pat Robertson would stop calling me "God." DFW Jan 2012 #84

:) Fire Walk With Me Jan 2012 #92

If God is in the habit of telling Pat who is gonna be the Prez, why didn't God tell Pat to not MADem Jan 2012 #91

Izzit just me... badgerpup Jan 2012 #93

The funny thing is, it has been Satan all along. Rex Jan 2012 #94

One word> Survivoreesta Jan 2012 #95

I'm sorry, Pat, that's just your schizophrenia talking. tclambert Jan 2012 #97

This is overwhelmingly stupid. mwb970 Jan 2012 #98

Who the next President's dog will be ? dipsydoodle Jan 2012 #100

God could just fix everything if he ran for all political positions lunatica Jan 2012 #101

Amazing how a heretic is taken for divinity florida08 Jan 2012 #102

I guess he learned a lesson from harold camping... Javaman Jan 2012 #103

Fucking charlatan! Quantess Jan 2012 #104

He's right! Don't vote. Waste your time praying instead! ChairmanAgnostic Jan 2012 #106

That's a very accommodating god he's got YankeyMCC Jan 2012 #107

Come on people - deeply held beliefs deserve respect dmallind Jan 2012 #110

"Probably Just As Well" Translation: DallasNE Jan 2012 #111

God told him? Corruption Winz Jan 2012 #112

Isn't he dead yet? snooper2 Jan 2012 #113

Why, oh why. . . bobhuntsman Jan 2012 #114

prayer....or nrjmike Jan 2012 #117

Didn't God decide to put Obama in the White House L. Coyote Jan 2012 #118

I can't believe people still fall for this crap thelordofhell Jan 2012 #119

...such an asshole. SoapBox Jan 2012 #120

Ask him for a good stock tip, Pat. I know your church can use the money. nt bemildred Jan 2012 #121

Tim Tebow Hugabear Jan 2012 #123

And that new leader will be... Dr. Strange Jan 2012 #125

"Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country..." LiberalLovinLug Jan 2012 #126

I hope he recorded it auburngrad82 Jan 2012 #127

Careful Pat, God told Bush to strike at Saddam too Downtown Hound Jan 2012 #128

That's funny, Pat. Because God told me you're a lying ass who preys on the vulnerable and gullable. gtar100 Jan 2012 #129