Shell drill ship runs aground in Unalaska

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6. Haha, I never thought of it that way.

By the way, the Unalaska police blotter is hilarious, if you ever get a chance to check it out. Here's just a few quotes from last week's antics:

http://www.adn.com/2012/07/07/2535743/alaska-ear.html

AND, FROM THE UNALASKA POLICE BLOTTER ... 24 June, Sunday 00:18 -- Officers responded to a report of a domestic dispute between a man and his wife. The man, fortified by liquid courage, confronted his wife concerning her unfaithfulness. She did not want to discuss this subject so the man left. The wife attempted to persuade her husband to stay by hitting him about the head and shoulders. The two were separated for the night.

26 June, Tuesday 14:55 -- Individual walked into Public Safety and requested assistance with tagging and following the individuals who were following him. The miscreants have been following the individual for several years through several different states and are always saying bad things about him. He is unable to describe the scoundrels as he has never actually seen them. The individual was referred to other services for assistance.

16:25 -- Complainant reported a pack of wild 2-month-old kittens creating a nuisance. Officers were unable to locate the ferocious felines.