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28. That's the kind of thinking that leads to full body cavity searches...

Thu Apr 6, 2017, 09:02 PM

Apr 2017

... Just in case the evil terrorists have surgically implanted a bomb in their torso.

Also, no food or water... Could be poison...

You ever seen someone lose an eye to a common house key? Better check those too...

Also, no one with a chemistry background. Who knows what they could whip up with what's in the galley

And karate Champs, and veterans etc.. Etc...

How about individual blast proof containers for each passenger? A stewardess will let you out on arrival.

At a certain point, which we've long gone past by the way, this is ridiculous and exactly what they want.

Fuck them and fuck that.

You want 100% safety? Then stay home in a panic room.

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Not sure if serious... Baconator Apr 2017 #22

If there are undetectable bombs that could be hidden in laptops oberliner Apr 2017 #23

Holy crap... Baconator Apr 2017 #24

What would be the argument against doing so? oberliner Apr 2017 #25

That's the kind of thinking that leads to full body cavity searches... Baconator Apr 2017 #28

Not 100% safety--a New York billionaire died in his panic room in 1999 when tblue37 Apr 2017 #30

Absolutely.. Baconator Apr 2017 #33

US intel indicates that terrorists are actively trying to hide a bomb in a laptop oberliner Apr 2017 #31

It's not minor... Baconator Apr 2017 #34

Of course there is no way to make things completely safe... oberliner Apr 2017 #35

It isn't reasonable... Baconator Apr 2017 #36

Fair enough oberliner Apr 2017 #45

My reaction too... WoonTars Apr 2017 #37

One would hope that you are being sarcastic. GoneOffShore Apr 2017 #29

Seems reasonable to me oberliner Apr 2017 #32

Because they won't explode in the cargo hold? WoonTars Apr 2017 #38

Everyone travels naked with no luggage and a full cavity check... Baconator Apr 2017 #39

Yes it is... WoonTars Apr 2017 #40

Not sure about that oberliner Apr 2017 #44

With that mindset, nothing that anyone can say will dissuade the TSA from cavity searches. GoneOffShore Apr 2017 #42

Cavity searches are not akin to restricting certain items from carry ons oberliner Apr 2017 #43

It's a slippery slope. GoneOffShore Apr 2017 #47

Understood oberliner Apr 2017 #48

Are they scared of bombs disguised as laptop batteries? hunter Apr 2017 #14

Terrorists may have developed bombs disguised as laptops, officials fear oberliner Apr 2017 #27

Hell's bells. Well, back to packing half a dozen paperbacks. Hekate Apr 2017 #16

This won't happen- Nobody, NOBODY in business that carries their laptop for travel would check it snooper2 Apr 2017 #21

Maybe use cloud storage for your data? oberliner Apr 2017 #26

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Gee, what a windfall for sticky-fingered TSA agents/baggage handlers. alarimer Apr 2017 #46