Trump meets Pope Francis at the Vatican

[jmowreader]

2. The Pope, Donald Trump and Alex Jones

A couple weeks before this embarrassment of a trip happened, Trump called his good friend Alex Jones and asked him if he'd like to come and meet the Pope. "Sounds like fun," Alex said.

On the way over to meet the Pope, they stopped off and Alex Jones bought a bucket of fried chicken.

They entered the massive sanctuary of the Sistine Chapel. Trump walked toward the altar to be received by the Pope. Alex Jones sat on a pew toward the back, eating his chicken and throwing the bones on the floor.

Just as Trump knelt to kiss the Pope's ring, the Pope walked to Alex Jones, made the sign of the cross, and walked out.

"What happened?" Trump asked. "I'm the president. How did you get an audience with the Pope and I didn't?"

"Oh man," Alex Jones said, "it's not like that at all. He came up all pissed off and said...

(Points straight up) "Who are you to violate the sanctity of the House of the Lord?
(Points straight down) Now pick up all those chicken bones...
(Points to the left) get that orange disaster...
(Points to the right) and get the hell out of my church!"