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126. "Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country..."

Wed Jan 4, 2012, 05:26 PM

Jan 2012

".... which is at odds with the majority"

I can't wait to hear how he reconciles this statement when Obama wins the election. Will he

A. Admit God got it wrong? (Or he just didn't hear him properly)

B. Lie and say that it was Obama all along, and that is God's will? (No doubt to test his sheep in the face of tyranny.)

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Pat Robertson: God Told Me Who The Next President Will Be [View all] onehandle Jan 2012 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author rocktivity Jan 2012 #1

What a dumb fuck he is. That wasn't from God Autumn Jan 2012 #2

+1 rtassi Jan 2012 #12

Of those of the modern day, God only spoke directly to indepat Jan 2012 #20

He won't tell because he knows it's wrong Warpy Jan 2012 #23

Ouch! freshwest Jan 2012 #32

he's senile.. just let it go PatrynXX Jan 2012 #66

god told me that patsy robertson LeftofObama Jan 2012 #3

When is God going to give him the winning lottery numbers?!!! tonybgood Jan 2012 #115

Already posted in GD Angry Dragon Jan 2012 #4

hows that prayer thing oldhippydude Jan 2012 #5

like asking God to move this mountain in the way PatrynXX Jan 2012 #67

you could always ask him... kenfrequed Jan 2012 #122

Why did God choose Obama to be president? Renew Deal Jan 2012 #6

God, evidently, has a perverse streak. hay rick Jan 2012 #14

What if the God of this particular world is Loki? tclambert Jan 2012 #96

God is the worst political analyst EVER! mwb970 Jan 2012 #99

He fucked over Moses FloridaJudy Jan 2012 #105

Maybe He can get a job at CNN. nt hay rick Jan 2012 #108

He also told Bush to run and look what a disaster that turned out to be. n/t deutsey Jan 2012 #109

lol treestar Jan 2012 #116

It almost the same accuracy record as wrong way William Kristol. myrna minx Jan 2012 #124

You got a point there... Did God change his mind? freshwest Jan 2012 #33

Yes ... Quasimodem Jan 2012 #85

God and Pat don't play for the same team Kennah Jan 2012 #86

false profits? oldhippydude Jan 2012 #87

No, I think those are real, and often soaked in blood. Kennah Jan 2012 #90

I think the false prophet he's listening to is himself. Some bad stuff there. freshwest Jan 2012 #88

"but I'm not supposed to talk about that so I'll leave you in the dark" - what the hell, man? arely staircase Jan 2012 #7

Apparently God only wants Pat to have the information. rhett o rick Jan 2012 #10

No, because He told me too! Mister Ed Jan 2012 #47

Then right it down on a few pieces of paper. Mail a copy to me and and maybe some other people. alphafemale Jan 2012 #17

Well, now, chervilant Jan 2012 #26

Under the pictionary entry for 'tease' is his picture. freshwest Jan 2012 #34

I wonder if I give him $1000 Laf.La.Dem. Jan 2012 #8

If that were true Politicalboi Jan 2012 #9

Maybe God told him to keep it a secret. You know, Pat and God have a secret. rhett o rick Jan 2012 #11

We used to play that game when we were 3. I know something that you don't know. nt Speck Tater Jan 2012 #13

Lord have mercy Iliyah Jan 2012 #15

God told me Pat Robertson is full of shit. nt Terra Alta Jan 2012 #16

God told me the same. 47of74 Jan 2012 #29

Same here! Bozita Jan 2012 #89

In the 1970s, Pat predicted the end of the world would occur in 1982 Adenoid_Hynkel Jan 2012 #18

No kidding? I couldn't find it when I googled it but look what came up! Yuck! freshwest Jan 2012 #37

I know! It's George Burns. KamaAina Jan 2012 #19

I'm going to speculate that God told him that it will be Ron Paul. Thaddeus Kosciuszko Jan 2012 #21

Pat R is no different than any of the many snake oil salesfolks on night time cable TV... NRaleighLiberal Jan 2012 #22

There are drugs chervilant Jan 2012 #24

well pat.... i called jesus on the mainline..... madrchsod Jan 2012 #25

I love the version of this thucythucy Jan 2012 #35

con artist nt Deep13 Jan 2012 #27

The funny thing is, when I was still a Christian... Deep13 Jan 2012 #28

This is contradictory. drm604 Jan 2012 #30

Gotta love those folks who are sure their god has an immutable eternal plan for everything, then Fourier Jan 2012 #48

What's funnier is that there are people praying for every candidate. NYC Liberal Jan 2012 #76

This message was self-deleted by its author Occupy_2012 Jan 2012 #73

How can he call Obama radical? What's normal to him? freshwest Jan 2012 #31

white stonecutter357 Jan 2012 #69

'How paralyzingly dull, boring and tedious.' (Tom Baker) freshwest Jan 2012 #71

God told me that Pat is a charlatan The Genealogist Jan 2012 #36

Pat might want to revisit the passages of scripture that detail the fate of false prophets. nt Cognitive_Resonance Jan 2012 #38

Tsk, tsk, pat. If you want to do a Carnac impression... JHB Jan 2012 #39

Does he have a better success rate than my Ouija board? spooky3 Jan 2012 #40

What horse shit... and-justice-for-all Jan 2012 #41

lol independentLiberal Jan 2012 #42

I thought God could only speak to us using ancient scrolls Gore1FL Jan 2012 #43

So Robertson is hearing voices? EvolveOrConvolve Jan 2012 #44

Blood Diamond Pat must have gone to sleep with a full stomach again and had some vivid dreams. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #45

He should be sent a DVD of the movie. freshwest Jan 2012 #78

If he turns out to be right Turbineguy Jan 2012 #46

If he turns out to be right, he will already have all your money. Fourier Jan 2012 #49

There is medication for hearing voices Wind Dancer Jan 2012 #50

Wait, Robertson claims that Morgan Freeman does NOT support Obama?!? FailureToCommunicate Jan 2012 #51

And a third of the nation will believe him... Fearless Jan 2012 #52

Who knew that God ashling Jan 2012 #53

I think Pat's gone a little dyslexic in his old age. RoccoR5955 Jan 2012 #54

what a coincidence.... unkachuck Jan 2012 #55

Irving R. Levine has always been President of the United States. Octafish Jan 2012 #58

This is part of the division strategy. The Doctor. Jan 2012 #56

He's dyslexic. It was actually his Dog that told him. Kablooie Jan 2012 #57

It was the Koch Bros.. it just sounded like God.... lib2DaBone Jan 2012 #59

To rethug teabaggers like Pat workinclasszero Jan 2012 #61

"...but I'm not supposed to talk about that so..." AlbertCat Jan 2012 #60

i'd laugh at pat but it's really not nice to mock the crazy old guy struggle4progress Jan 2012 #62

The crazy is strong in this one... n/t Bossy Monkey Jan 2012 #63

John 4:1 TomClash Jan 2012 #64

Well if God told you not to talk about it ???... you just did. Loudmxr Jan 2012 #65

God told me the winning LOTTO numbers izquierdista Jan 2012 #68

Can he see Russia from his bully pulpit ? Wash. state Desk Jet Jan 2012 #70

Pat, that's not God...Your bush is burning again. GoddessOfGuinness Jan 2012 #72

If God had really contacted Pat, Beacool Jan 2012 #74

Then the LORD said to me, Galraedia Jan 2012 #75

LOL LadyInAZ Jan 2012 #77

Pat, if God told you to look in the most obvious hide away for answers... MrMickeysMom Jan 2012 #79

God lied to one of us The Wizard Jan 2012 #80

Someone on the set of CBN shake MindMover Jan 2012 #81

Couldn't God just throw a lightening bolt at Obama MsPithy Jan 2012 #82

And the lord sayeth to Pat... slutticus Jan 2012 #83

I wish Pat Robertson would stop calling me "God." DFW Jan 2012 #84

:) Fire Walk With Me Jan 2012 #92

If God is in the habit of telling Pat who is gonna be the Prez, why didn't God tell Pat to not MADem Jan 2012 #91

Izzit just me... badgerpup Jan 2012 #93

The funny thing is, it has been Satan all along. Rex Jan 2012 #94

One word> Survivoreesta Jan 2012 #95

I'm sorry, Pat, that's just your schizophrenia talking. tclambert Jan 2012 #97

This is overwhelmingly stupid. mwb970 Jan 2012 #98

Who the next President's dog will be ? dipsydoodle Jan 2012 #100

God could just fix everything if he ran for all political positions lunatica Jan 2012 #101

Amazing how a heretic is taken for divinity florida08 Jan 2012 #102

I guess he learned a lesson from harold camping... Javaman Jan 2012 #103

Fucking charlatan! Quantess Jan 2012 #104

He's right! Don't vote. Waste your time praying instead! ChairmanAgnostic Jan 2012 #106

That's a very accommodating god he's got YankeyMCC Jan 2012 #107

Come on people - deeply held beliefs deserve respect dmallind Jan 2012 #110

"Probably Just As Well" Translation: DallasNE Jan 2012 #111

God told him? Corruption Winz Jan 2012 #112

Isn't he dead yet? snooper2 Jan 2012 #113

Why, oh why. . . bobhuntsman Jan 2012 #114

prayer....or nrjmike Jan 2012 #117

Didn't God decide to put Obama in the White House L. Coyote Jan 2012 #118

I can't believe people still fall for this crap thelordofhell Jan 2012 #119

...such an asshole. SoapBox Jan 2012 #120

Ask him for a good stock tip, Pat. I know your church can use the money. nt bemildred Jan 2012 #121

Tim Tebow Hugabear Jan 2012 #123

And that new leader will be... Dr. Strange Jan 2012 #125

"Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country..." LiberalLovinLug Jan 2012 #126

I hope he recorded it auburngrad82 Jan 2012 #127

Careful Pat, God told Bush to strike at Saddam too Downtown Hound Jan 2012 #128

That's funny, Pat. Because God told me you're a lying ass who preys on the vulnerable and gullable. gtar100 Jan 2012 #129